IT Consultant
Taunton, England
Joined May 2009
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Something that isn’t discussed nearly enough when you decide to have children, is that you will have to agree on a preferred term for passing wind. This decision is often made for you when you least expect it. I just wish I’d been better prepared.
Conversation in Pets At Home between a mother and daughter:
D: Mummy, look at these hamsters, they’re wriggling.
M: Oh yeah!
D: What kind of hamsters are these?
M: Russian.
D: What does that mean?
M: It means they’re small. And a bit aggressive. A bit like Vladimir Putin.
Hello! My name is Elder Samuel and I would like to nominate Elder Pulsford to be my mission companion for @bookofmormonuk because… he and I spent lockdown building a support phone line that helped thousands of callers… and he was my rock! #MyMissionCompanion
Our MD, hoping 13 isn’t unlucky tonight!
Finalists in Exeter Living Awards!
#ExeterLivingAwards
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So, we are now at level 4 coronavirus alert level. I’ve forgotten, is this the point where I start buying toilet rolls or is this the banana bread section?
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The suns gone, it's raining, there’s smoke and incinerated meat products, it can only be a Nexus staff BBQ cooked by our own pitmaster extraordinaire @ChrisGoodwillUK
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