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Libertarian. Former blind cyclist. Ninja code monkey. Recidivist usenet troll. Trigger warning. RTs for teh lulz.

UK
Joined June 2009
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Comrade Len doesn't let MI5 dirty tricks ruin his Saturday night. In his tin foil suit no-one can get his thoughts
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This is clearly a plot by MI5 to discredit Jeremy NURSE NURSE THE MEDICINE IS WEARING OFF xitter.cf/skiplicker/status/7569…
This is true, I can't move for wall to wall coverage of parish council by elections that labour do badly in. xitter.cf/ahonestmouthful/status…
Replying to @twlldun
@MichaelPDeacon @JenWilliamsMEN yes and if Labour had done badly MSM would have covered it Holding it up as an example
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In Soviet Russia, peas mange tout
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Before: a peaceful protest. After: devastation. At least 61 dead and 207 wounded in #Kabul Isis suicide bombing
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Keep 'em coming, Jezza!
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May one of your shoes squeak, but not consistently #subtlecurses
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This comic UTTERLY DESTROYS hyperbole on the interwebz.
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May your wee always smell slightly off enough that you worry about it but don't visit a doctor to have your mind put at rest #subtlecurses
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The Dear Leader thought 'with all this (essence of) water I can cure the world. Look how healthy that duck looks!
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Choices currently : Total Recall (reboot) vs Anchorman 2 which I may already have seen while super drunk.
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Would you like to help make the @UKParlArchives Web Archive better? Volunteers needed for short user testing session goo.gl/q6nMEH
Netflix picks? Bearing in mind my usual quality metric involves counting space ships and explosions.
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Corbyn supporters devise new way of identifying heretics.
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