The Seattle Mariners will be the death of me

Mom's Basement
Joined September 2010
There are few things in life that feel better than laying on the couch and using your toes to remove each sock from your feet.
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Jaylen Brown is currently "kinda weird" but is creeping up on "very annoying" person.
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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Yeah NBA players are gonna wanna go live and play in Mexico city at 7000 feet for half the year....suuuurrrreee.
Seattle is no longer considered a lock for an NBA expansion team, Adam Silver has informed team owners, per @WindhorstESPN. The league is reportedly using Mexico City as a potential alternative to pressure Seattle’s bidding group into raising its offer. (h/t @TheNBABase )
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Shane Gillis wouldn't get as much shit for his jokes if they were actually funny.
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He is turning into a shock jock with terrible delivery. It comes off as a dude "joking" but he is actually just airing his own personal grievances.
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I honestly don't think this is treason. Treason has motive, their motive is just cash money. And baby, thats about as American as it gets.
BREAKING: Executives at Twitter and Facebook are reportedly struggling to explain how accepting millions of dollars from Russian operatives to flood their platforms with propaganda bots pitting Americans against each other to destabilize American society isn’t "textbook treason."
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You want peace in the middle east? Give Iran, Iraq, and Syria nuclear weapons. Problem solved they will leave each other alone forever.
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Never give up your nukes smh....
November 22, 1994: US President Bill Clinton thanks Ukraine for giving up its nuclear weapons. In return, the USA will stand by Ukraine's side to preserve its independence, sovereignty and territorial integrity in the future. Ukraine and the USA share a vision of freedom.
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These dipshits have never made this complaint about senior discounts. Its never about "fairness" its about punishing people they believe dont deserve to have the same things they enjoy.
Idgaf if I'm "racist" for being mad that my family, who's worked hard their entire lives to be middle class, is being charged $100+ to go to the fkn zoo while EBT recipients get in for $9 a person It's just one small part of the controlled demolition of the middle class
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If the Dream and Angel Reese win the title the takes will be AMAZING
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The Huskies deserve a decade of shit karma for using lawyers to keep Demond Williams playing for them and whatever this Jedd Fisch ass team is.
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This person is definitely a moron. Also stip hanging around useless men.
The difference here between men and women, often, is that if mom walks out of the room, it’s not a given that dad will orient his attention to the littles without mom calling attention to her leaving the room. Whereas when dad leaves, mom’s attention shifts without being asked. This isn’t crazy irrational neuroticism, it’s just that we have our antennae up with littles in a way that men don’t tend to, we are always the default caregiver in a way that men don’t recognize is quietly happening in the background.
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Sure, lettuce gets the bad reputation but I never hear this cowards report on the thousands of causes of diarrhea Pabst Blue Ribbon causes every single weekend.
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Ahhh...the first stages of "I need tax payer dollars."
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Star Wars fans dont like Star Wars that was clear as day after they hated The Last Jedi
Why Star Wars Fans Are Furious Over the Next Skywalker Saga Movie polygon.com/star-wars-fans-u…
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Still one of the most hilarious things that has ever happened lmao
Insane how cinematic this moment is, genuinely incredible editing and shot composition . The fact it was all done live is a miracle
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A lot of these songs released when cocaine was still good
Some facts cannot be disputed…
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Literally will never vote for Gavin Newsom. He is a used car salesman that only looks out for himself. We got enough of those on politics.
The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us all in the back wsj.com/business/media/newso…
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Smoked a fatty. Cheese steak style.
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Im not a huge conspiracy theorist but raising rates,house loans are 7%, but companies and their large shareholders seem to be making more and more money...this is all to squeeze out any middle class that needs to finance any purchases. Its all going to the cash rich.
BREAKING: The vote to raise interest rates was unanimous by the Federal Reserve Officials largely believed there would be one more rate hike this year.
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First Feinstein and now McConnell....this is just a government showing its ass... and that elected officials dont actually run this country its a handful of power brokers in government and behind the scenes.
Mitch McConnell is on his way to the Senate Agriculture Committee meeting on the Farm Bill.
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