The Poll was before Starmer's resignation, Burnham is gonna crash and burn
Great example of how to bias a poll. Especially as we have factual information from sales; best selling flavours are; #1 cheese and onion, #2 ready salted and #3 salt and vinegar.
Today's FRIDAY Poll: We are a divided nation - this may make it worse! Which is the supreme crisp flavour... the magnificent SALT & VINEGAR or the mundane CHEESE & ONION. Please vote
(any detection of bias in the question's framing, is purely coincidental)
31%I'm male: SALT & VINEGAR
31%I'm male: CHEESE & ONION
19%Im female: SALT & VINEGAR
18%Im female: CHEESE & ONION
1,564 votes • Final results daemon retweeted
Today's FRIDAY Poll: We are a divided nation - this may make it worse! Which is the supreme crisp flavour... the magnificent SALT & VINEGAR or the mundane CHEESE & ONION. Please vote
(any detection of bias in the question's framing, is purely coincidental)
31%I'm male: SALT & VINEGAR
31%I'm male: CHEESE & ONION
19%Im female: SALT & VINEGAR
18%Im female: CHEESE & ONION
1,564 votes • Final resultsThick as pig shit
In 1605 there was 200,000 square miles of extreme flooding around the River Severn in Devon, Somerset, Gloucestershire and South Wales.
The flooding is thought to have been caused by a high astronomical spring tide combined with severe weather
Bloody climate change. Those privileged Jacobeans with all their data centres and fast jets.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The flood occurred in 1607 (not 1605) and affected approximately 200 square miles, not 200,000. This was the Bristol Channel flood caused by a storm surge in the Severn Estuary. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1607_Bris…
#BGTFinal gotta be fixed? No way was that shite magic act a winner by vote.
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The red Tories come out.
Why was there never this level of outrage when disability benefits/PIP payments were cut?
#PMQs
#labourmanifesto should just rename it David Cameron's Austerity Party Manifesto.
Seems most people aren't aware that the #kingsspeech is written by the government and he only delivers it.
#Embarrassing so I guess my decision not to bother watching England while Southgate was manager was a good one?












