Let me say this about that. IG: blankemon

Port Washington, NY
Joined March 2009
I'd like to again point out that it sounds like Brenda Lee sings "later we'll have some fuckin' pie" in "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
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wow talk about a huge coincidence
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🚨🇩🇪 NEW: Germany’s AfD and Italy’s Future Nationale have announced a new right wing partnership The parties joined forces at a rally in Orvieto, calling for greater unity among Europe’s nationalist factions [@telegraph]
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Among others, W.C. Fields and The Marx Bros. and Abbott & Costello and perhaps especially Laurel & Hardy are still hilarious.
Comedy doesn’t hold up. Its shelf life is incredibly short.
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Gaaaaah!
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Aaron Judge gets it. Notice how he keeps looking up to be in the discussion. He’s not going through the motions, obligated. He’s paying attention and making that person’a experience real. He interacts, smiles, talks. Love or hate the Yankees, disliking Aaron Judge is nonsense. I was born at Mass General. I have Red Sox blood. Aaron Judge is great.
What it's all about 💙 @TheJudge44 had the opportunity to meet Yankees Superfan Sarah before tonight's game!
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People assume that deep knowledge of a source text is a great advantage when trying to assess its film adaptation. I’d argue it’s often a disadvantage, because you’re unable to see the movie for what it is. This actually happened to me years ago with Scorsese’s THE AGE OF INNOCENCE, which I really didn’t like when it first came out. (I love it now.)
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I think Superman would be suspicious that Lex Luthor was offering him candy.
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do we think Grover Cleveland was this much of a bitch about the 1888 presidential election
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“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist
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i cant believe this
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Mr. Met is out of control!
This... This is "The Mets"
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Every Victor Wembanyama article before the finals was “He’s an erudite master - part Monet, part Magic Johnson” and every article defending him after his Finals performance is “He did it by accident, you see, he’s just a baby and he’s also dumb”
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Wow so he’s always been like this
Wemby wasn't gonna let Jalen Brunson have his 61 point game ball😭😭
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wemby said "I am in your head" then missed two free throws and sprawled out on that court lookin like the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man
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If it's a boy, we name him OG Anunoby If it's a girl, we name her OG Anunoby The dog's new name is OG Anunoby
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this video is like in the top 5 of things i've seen this year
Kevin Garnett on how NBA refs used to officiate… you can hear the difference.
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Hang it in the louvre.
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If the cover of the New York Post isn’t this photo with this headline “SACREBLEU IT” then what are we even doing anymore?
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Best video I've seen in my life and it's not even close
A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.
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