this is getting out of hand

Insurance companies love to send physical mail where the outside looks like you're being summoned to a prison sentence, and inside it's like "we added a semicolon to section 4230 in our T&Cs."

Just had lunch with the @intercom web design team. Great crew!

DTC in 2014: “If we cut out the distribution middleman and ship direct, and avoid legacy ad channels, we can pass the savings onto customers.” DTC 2024: “If we spend enough on advertising one day we can get into Target!”

Tell GPT to cut out the BS and it does not cut the BS, it just starts serving "youth pastor trying to be edgy"

A confusing modern problem for toddlers is: you can touch every screen except the TV.

Everything ok babe you’ve barely aligned your stakeholders

I can picture the demo meeting in like 2011 when a bunch of engineers thought this was sooooo clever and cute and nobody bothered to realize that real humans aren’t cartoon cavemen that go around shaking things they don’t understand.

Using only a mugshot, tell us where you went to college

I strongly recommend doing this with writing too

I have everything I need

Lottery psychology is a tool our government should use way more. Kids behave in school? You’re in the lottery for a 10k cash prize. File taxes on time? One in every 10K who do get their tax bill eliminated that year. Think of all the social good we could incentivize.

Product marketing telling sales to be sure to use the phrase “digital *experience* transformation is the new digital transformation.”

Anytime I try to get chatgpt to be funny

hey @loom i said "deck" and your auto-captions are making me look like a pervert!

We skipped the Bluey stage entirely