in your 👀. all my tweets are made up scenarios

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Joined May 2022
Hao gents y'all giving women so little money? Yoh
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Somewhere is a woman who thinks I have dick problems and the truth is she came and I lay in between her legs when I went to the bath room I could smell funny shit and when I smelled by t-shirt I almost vomited and I immediately withdrew the mission
My man said my vagina smelled like fish and he can't have sex with me. I felt ashamed immediately and went to bathe. When I came out he was already asleep. In the morning I asked him why he said it like that. He said he was only being honest. I treated it for a few days and the smell stopped. The next time we tried having sex, he put his fingers and sniffed it without saying anything. I noticed what he did and left the bed. I'm never giving him sex anymore.
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How can I be pregnant as a man?
Eating cornflakes at night? Congratulations. You are pregnant.
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May god and both your ancestors bless this union into marriage 🙏🏾
I’ve pitched my man 2 business ideas, he funded both, and I never followed through with either 😭 today I came with a third idea and this man is READY 😭
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He doesn't hit women. He was going to hit you not all women
Naquueda throws Cruz Africa with a chillers punch can after their heated argument 😳🤯
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I honestly don't give a flying green fly fuck about both nigerians and christians
Christians in Nigeria 🇳🇬 are being slaughtered and the world remains silent!!! 😡😡😡
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Uodate: Morongwa has been found by police and it's alleged that she staged the kidnapping with her boyfriend to try and extort money from her parents.
Morongwa's family is pleading for help from all in trying to find her and bring her back home safely. The suspected kidnappers are demanding a ransom of about R50,000.00 and keep pushing the family. Any little donation will go a long way. We need your help, Mzansi. Anyone who may have information that could help find Morongwa, please call the police.
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How South Africa is the rape and femicide leading country in the world shocks me
TRAGIC 💔 Three young girls, including a popular hair vendor reportedly known as Precious, aka Beauty Goddess, have allegedly been found de@d inside a locked room in Jeddo, Delta State.
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Facing life and comes a fully grown adult wanting you to beg them😂🤣
You be going through serious life crisis and a woman thinks bums could fix that😭😭😭
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The inside of my vagina during menstruation – at Johannesburg, South Africa
A look inside a tree that has been struck by lightning.
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You must be having one of your episodes again…
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Askwazi phela ukuthi singancenga impumelelo phinde sincenge nomuntu Ninganya
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In her 30s ready to settle down and commit
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Ama 2008 are of legal age sesi, you can do whatever you want. Our monies are coming along well to marry ama 2007&08
Men think they can reserve you for when they get their lives together. 😂
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Even the 60 sigisity scooter guys are thanking him😂🤣 Ow how I miss pres Honorable JG Zuma
The president of Asylum Seekers and Refugees is with his constituents 🤧
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That man is your father🙏🏾
The right man will love your kids as much as he loves you.
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Maybe if u sucked dick the same way u suck the fun outta shit you’d still have a man 😒
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I am a South African I believe Nigerians are destroying my country
I’m a Nigerian Christian I believe Islam will destroy my country 💔
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I support this
Men, what are your thoughts?
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