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Not here for the drama, unless it has to do with very fast cars.

Joined November 2010
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“The Knight Before Christmas” blows what I now refer to as @netflix’s Aldovian Cineverse wide the fuck open. I believe Netflix is on the verge of a major Avengers-style crossover event, and if they aren’t, they are straight sleeping on the opportunity. 1/12
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Absolutely nothing could go wrong here.
JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.
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This is NOT Palmer's company at all, his company Anduril is only supplying the tech for the dogs, and this is a wholly owed Collosal entiity x.com/palmerluckey/s…
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“Years of combined experience” has to be the worst metric ever concocted.
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This is why I’ve never enjoyed a single NA beer I’ve drunk. Not. A. One.
Unpopular opinion; No one - literally not a soul - actually enjoys the taste of beer. Not a single human. Those who claim to enjoy beer, don’t actually. It’s really just a social ritual, a form of self deception… the impact of decades of stacked marketing to convince you that beer is anything but an alcohol delivery mechanism. You can enjoy getting sloshed. You can enjoy the social liberation that alcohol offers. You can enjoy the party. But don’t act like you actually like the taste of beer. You don’t. You might think you do. But you don’t. Because it tastes like it looks: bitter dehydrated piss, with bubbles. In the case of Guinness, like diarrhea, with bubbles. And you know it.
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I also want to be left alone. Like, often.
Not true. They also want a sandwich.
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This is dope, but there’s something super eerie about a person sitting alone in an undecorated space wearing plain garb, like…it’s human but a sterile version of humanity. It’s the artifice of humanity. No soul. Humans aren’t just answers, they’re souls.
Pretty wild the woman in this video is a realtime generated agent
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As a California taxpayer, this is the absolute least important thing I would like to be spending my tax dollars on.
I just signed an executive order permanently declaring Artificial Intelligence “Artificial Intelligence” in California. You’re welcome, America.
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When I was 20, in 2000, I’d had intestinal surgery. I lay in recovery, high as fuck on morphine. My homey Matt brought in some Gregorian chanting music on CD. I waited until bedtime to have the nurse hit me again with that dope. Then I hit play. Best lay down of my life.
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Speaking as someone who was recently unemployed for a short period, while my wife made the bread…um, fuck yes.
Your wife makes $20k/month. You only make $5k/month. Your wife tells you: “Stay home with the kids. My income is enough to provide for the family. Men… would you stay home?
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I suspect that if @CharlottedWitte remixed @PAULVANDYK’s “Vorsprung Dyk Technik,” particularly the first disc, we would finally have world peace. Or at least the greatest mix ever. That is the greatest techno album I’ve ever heard, & she is the absolute best of this generation.
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Pretty sure that about 2000 years ago, some dude named Jesus said, explicitly, “you are the light of the world.” We have known this, boss. Matthew 5:14
WTF are we made of light?
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“It’s been an honor” is 100% a dude’s most authentic, platonic way of saying “I love you” to another dude.
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I’m am 100% not down with Greta Van Fleet. As a kid who grew up indulging in Zep’s catalog, this is bordering on offensive. RP said it best when he said “sounds like someone I know…”
When Greta Van Fleet proved rock was far from dead
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This meme will win Halloween 2026, if done right.
jensen's cousin killed it ngl
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After seeing this I’m beginning to believe these are our creators.
The speed is astonishing A globular springtail appears to teleport it launches itself using its spring-like furcula in a split second.
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I…eat it.
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I don’t know why (I do, though) but this kind of stuff is so unimpressive! Oh…a computer can master a…computer game!! Oh wonders!!! When it can master what to do on Saturday morning when it’s hungover and has naught but a loaf of bread in the fridge, call me.
This is NOT Jev. Open source. Runs on your laptop. Decides in ~27 ms, about 200× faster than waiting on a hosted LLM. Here it is playing Tetris by itself 👇 brainfunctioncollapse.com/la…
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I’m partially afraid it will never get better than Shockwave for @BlackTide I mean, respectfully, these guys came out so fucking hard and melodic, I can’t even imagine a good follow up. So far, naught has materialized.
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The craziest thing I’ve learnt about LLMs in the last week is the most capable models reason in vectors that have as many as (if not more than) 12,000 dimensions. Every “thought” is a vector that has not one, not three, but 12,000 dimensions.
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I resigned from Subway today. They are now gambling with the future lives of all of civilization as they keep pushing, without any rails, sandwich general superartistry, which has at worst a >10% chance of killing all humans on the planet within ten years.
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Real question: since Apple is offering a $40/month lease for 12 months on a 512GB iPhone Duo, what’s the downside? Honestly feels like the biggest no brainer in a decade. I love how everyone else always does it first, but Apple fucking nails it.
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