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Here it is! Mushroom pants! Foraging! Hijinks!
Time for a fitting last twitter post!
Hi! I’m Alexis, and I still mask! I also have health related compulsions that got worse around the beginning of quarantine! I also also realized that my comment about by own behavior on someone else’s post could EASILY be misconstrued!
All I can do is hope they all had good intent in doing so, and keep trying to keep my own community safe!
Anyway, I forgot twitter existed (why are yall here on Elon’s internet??) and I’m gonna go ahead and take it off my phone again! 💖
Anyway here ya go @peamilkstan . I do appreciate that you’re trying to keep people and yourself safe.
SIGH… okay so what status do I have to reach for @Delta to stop, as the kids say, playing in my face?? I thought I’d maybe unlock that perk at diamond medallion but maybe it’s not until million miler club? 🙃
Alexis Nikole Nelson retweeted
Imagine a show with @blackforager and @CrocodileCam teamed up to educate us on the flora and fauna of different regions. I would enjoy that.
I stand by the fact that NOTHING brings out the worst in yt people like being told their dog needs to be on leash in a public place
NOTHING.
The one good thing Hulk Hogan gave me was Brooke Hogan who gave us the critically acclaimed pop banger “About Us”!!
Brooke, girl, thank you. Hulk, I hope you packed for hot weather my guy.
I love that thing where if you’re a black person of note™️, the second you leave a space where you’re recognized it’s just back to your regularly scheduled racism 😀
My former employer paused all marketing on Pride toys and cancelled donating the proceeds to a great org because… *checks notes* … a single bigot doesn’t understand how BarkBox works? You literally have to CHOOSE and PAY MORE for the Pride toys. Happy Pride, gang 🫠
“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork
ITS TODAY!!!!
🚨TONIGHT!
An all-new Um, Actually launches on @dropout at 7pm ET / 4pm PT
Starring host Ify Nwadiwe, fact checker Brian David Gilbert, and contestants:
☝️ @blackforager
☝️ @ThomasSanders
☝️ @Morathanenough
#UmActually













