if I’m tweeting, gingerly tell me to go finish my book. probably eating weeds somewhere 🌱🤘🏾she/her [email protected]

Columbus, OH
Joined January 2018
Here it is! Mushroom pants! Foraging! Hijinks!
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Time for a fitting last twitter post! Hi! I’m Alexis, and I still mask! I also have health related compulsions that got worse around the beginning of quarantine! I also also realized that my comment about by own behavior on someone else’s post could EASILY be misconstrued!
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All I can do is hope they all had good intent in doing so, and keep trying to keep my own community safe! Anyway, I forgot twitter existed (why are yall here on Elon’s internet??) and I’m gonna go ahead and take it off my phone again! 💖
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Anyway here ya go @peamilkstan . I do appreciate that you’re trying to keep people and yourself safe.
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Felt cute, making it ur problem ☺️🧚🏽‍♀️
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SIGH… okay so what status do I have to reach for @Delta to stop, as the kids say, playing in my face?? I thought I’d maybe unlock that perk at diamond medallion but maybe it’s not until million miler club? 🙃
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Alexis Nikole Nelson retweeted
Imagine a show with @blackforager and @CrocodileCam teamed up to educate us on the flora and fauna of different regions. I would enjoy that.
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I stand by the fact that NOTHING brings out the worst in yt people like being told their dog needs to be on leash in a public place NOTHING.
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Nothing wakes up my beloved Black Twitter™️ like the death of a known racist 🥰
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The one good thing Hulk Hogan gave me was Brooke Hogan who gave us the critically acclaimed pop banger “About Us”!! Brooke, girl, thank you. Hulk, I hope you packed for hot weather my guy.
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I love that thing where if you’re a black person of note™️, the second you leave a space where you’re recognized it’s just back to your regularly scheduled racism 😀
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Just a lil something to take the edge off…
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I honestly needed this news today
“Determinate” by Lemonade Mouth (Bridgit Mendler, Hayley Kiyoko, Naomi Scott, Adam Hicks) has been certified Platinum in the US.
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My former employer paused all marketing on Pride toys and cancelled donating the proceeds to a great org because… *checks notes* … a single bigot doesn’t understand how BarkBox works? You literally have to CHOOSE and PAY MORE for the Pride toys. Happy Pride, gang 🫠
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Resisting the urge to text UNSUBSCRIBE every time I’m added to a groupchat against my will
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“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork
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A reference to The Black Parade on SNL????? In 2025???? 🙌🏾
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ITS TODAY!!!!
🚨TONIGHT! An all-new Um, Actually launches on @dropout at 7pm ET / 4pm PT Starring host Ify Nwadiwe, fact checker Brian David Gilbert, and contestants: ☝️ @blackforager ☝️ @ThomasSanders ☝️ @Morathanenough #UmActually
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Oh hey @dropout and/or @samreich … 🤓👋🏽
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