Bronwyn Whyte

Went smart watch shopping and realised none of them fit me because I have midget infant wrists.

When your work colleagues ask when you're going to get married and have kids and you reply "NEVER!". It got a bit awkward after that.

Running out of concealable space on my body for tattoos. Eish.

When you need to buy groceries but your car is still at the mechanic. Ja, that.

#oitnbseason4 so dark. So hectic. Made me want to cry!

I swear @rocomamas puts cocaine in their burgers and fries because they're damn addictive.

Biryani for breakfast on a Sunday. If not, why not

I'm 32% fluent in French and I still don't know what's going on. Je ne comprend français

It's like I teach them nothing.

Seriously obsessed with #PennyDreadful.

Now currently binge watching Penny Dreadful. New favourite series fo' sho'.

All I've eaten today is complete shit. 2 minute noodles, KFC, a Twix and more KFC. This weather isn't helping either.

Binge listening to @UnderoathBand and having flashbacks of when they performed here. Best.

When work starts at 7:30 and you're the only teacher here...

Yesterday I used the word lesbian as an adjective. For example: she did her hair very lesbian. It was more lesbian on top.

I might have left the oven on at work.

In my 26 years of being alive I have never been on medical aid. But now I am. Huzzah!

Apparently not listening to the radio or any popular music makes me a hipster.

Did you say Las Vegas in December? Yes please!

Can @bmthofficial please come back to South Africa. Their instagram feed is making me crave them.