@bkachinsky

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to tweet it, did it really happen?

 San Diego, CA
Joined January 2009
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Dear Midwest, I’ve been in Tokyo for the past week for the @Olympics & I’ve noticed that my instinctual use of “Ope!” is universally understood by Japanese and other nationalities. Language barriers have been broken. 😉 @midwestern_ope
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Remember when Mt Dew came out with the revolutionary “wide mouth can” so you could pour it down your gullet more rapidly? Wide mouth is standard now. Haven’t seen a small mouth can in ages. There’s no point or moral to this story. Just an observation. Thanks for reading.
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I hope most people are as grateful as I am to have clean water on top, on demand, at various temperatures… for a relatively low price. Absolutely miraculous.
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🚀 @SpaceX
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My hometown. This is devastating. 😔 This community will need a lot help. That said, knowing the character of the folks that live there, they will have each other’s backs and come back stronger.
Quadcarl
@QuadcarlJul 27
The level of destruction from the tornado in Appleton, Menasha, and Neenah, Wisconsin is unfathomable. This just doesn’t happen here. I’ve lived here for 45 years, I know. Photos are from NBC 26 in Green Bay
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Amen. 😂
S★@xxyllinnJul 19
I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.
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Dan Go
@CoachDanGoJul 13
Something I realized when I became a parent is there's a window of time when your parents are healthy, your kids are little, and everyone gets to experience multiple generations of family spending time together. Cherish this time and don’t take a single moment of it for granted.
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Things my eyes have seen in the past 20 minutes. Tokyo 🇯🇵
🤖 Made with AI
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Good evening from Tokyo 🍜
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This design leaves a lot to be desired. Being blasted by hot airport sink air seems defeat the purpose.
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Fit check… Drip check… whatever we’re calling it
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Ever foam roll to get the kinks out of your back, just to hurt your back while getting back up off the floor? I guess this is growing up.
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Ramin Nasibov
@RaminNasibovJun 6
Each circle has a different story
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mariana Z
@mariana057Jun 4
Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium. Me: 0mg
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A neurosurgeon teamed up with an ENT surgeon to remove my wife’s brain tumor this week. Flawless intense life saving work. They’re absolute gods for what they do & deserve every bit of the comfortable salary they earn. Strange that they both make less than a rookie in the NBA.
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I know this gets debated all the time. NBA careers are shorter than most surgeons. There’s an audience…Etc etc. As a former pro athlete myself I support them making good money. (Sub NBA for any entertainment career) My point: the difference in societal impact is stark.
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I wish they were more widely celebrated as superstars… but I understand why they aren’t. There’s no audience in that operating room. Those unbelievable feats go unseen and are often more complex than accurately putting a ball through a hoop.
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“The weatherman LIED!” was a common phrase I’d hear growing up when the forecast was wrong. People have really eased up on that. That’s progress.
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We know what it’s trying to say … but it’s literally saying the opposite 😂
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Everybody on here right now
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How do you make holy water? ….. You boil the hell out of it.
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