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Kev

@bkabeloved

Slinger Of Takes and Jokey Jokes

 PG County, Maryland
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Joined June 2013
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Joseph’s brothers hating on him because he had that shit on
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JustWinsk (@WinskJustDoIt) profile pictureJustWinsk@WinskJustDoIt21 Jul 2024
The Bible is a serious book. But it does have some funny moments in there, you gotta admit. What moment in the Bible do you find funny or makes you laugh?
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Why is it so hard for people to get on the plane and sit their ass down until they reach their destination?
Plane Driver Plane Talker (@stopclimbFL200) profile picturePlane Driver Plane Talker@stopclimbFL200Nov 7
A new trend for retarded fliers. Some passengers think is is acceptable to do this to an aircraft. I cannot begin to think how thick they must be. But rest assured. Do it under my command, you are getting arrested and I will personally follow it up to ensure you are charged.
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To be fair this is how old they looked back then, Google a rookie in the NBA in like 1970. They look like George Jefferson
CINEMA C (@DamnMsBrown) profile pictureCINEMA C@DamnMsBrownNov 7
They tryna convince me that THIS man isn’t a day over 20 and I’m over here crying 😭😭😭 #thegreatest
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The Falcons do know Jamarr Chase is good at football right?
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Leave man.
Rabbi Jeff (@RabbiJeffx) profile pictureRabbi Jeff
@RabbiJeffxNov 4
JUST IN: 𝗙𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗦 𝗗𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗦 𝗔𝗡 𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗠 𝗜𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗪𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗬. Keep billions in U.S. aid flowing to Israel, or he’ll 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗬.
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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Stood on business and I respect it
philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Nov 5
An Italian chef who refused to put pineapple on a pizza because it was an "insult to his culture" was fired bbc.com/news/articles/cx4g1q…
Italian chef fired from Queensland restaurant after refusing to put pineapple on pizza

Italian chef fired from Queensland restaurant after refusing to put pineapple on pizza

He had told his employer, an Australian restaurant, that pineapple on pizza was "offensive" to Italian culture.

bbc.com
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This kid is special I don’t care what the nerds tell you
Novig (@Novig) profile pictureNovig
@NovigNov 5
🚨 NBA HISTORY Darius Acuff Jr. is the FIRST player since at least 1960-61 to record both milestones through his first EIGHT career NBA games: 200+ points 50+ assists
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no bullshit probably some of the worst hoops in recent history
Twins Insider (@PrimeBeauregard) profile pictureTwins Insider@PrimeBeauregardNov 4
Gas was 90 dollars a tank and these guys closing message was trans trans trans trans anakin
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does that say february 4th 2019
Rashad Phillips (@RP3natural) profile pictureRashad Phillips
@RP3natural4 Feb 2019
My baby cousin Darius “Cheeks” Acuff Jr dropped 40pts and 8ast playing with 8th graders yesterday. This little dude so much better than me it’s ridiculous 😂me and his dad argue about this but man he’s like a miniature Greg Anthony from Oak Hill. The next Detroit PG. Talk soon.
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Ppl upset but Maryland was not about to elect a Trump cult member as a governor
NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsNov 4
BREAKING: Democrat Wes Moore wins Maryland's governor race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4kCOaf0
BREAKING: Democrat Wes Moore wins Maryland's governor race, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/maryland-governor-results

ALT BREAKING: Democrat Wes Moore wins Maryland's governor race, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/maryland-governor-results

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Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) profile picturePatrick Svitek
@PatrickSvitekNov 4
Hakeem Jeffries: “This is not a partisan moment. This is a patriotic moment. This is not a blue moment or a red moment. It’s a red, white and blue moment because American has won tonight."
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Imagine telling someone in 2023 that Sam Darnold would be getting compared to Justin Herbert as an insult.
Fliff (@fliff) profile pictureFliff
@fliffNov 3
Sam Darnold if JSN wasn’t on his team
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the reason the state is blue is bc ppl vote… what’s not clicking????
Chris D. (@cdiggi1) profile pictureChris D.@cdiggi1Nov 3
“You still voting even though you’re in a blue state?”
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College football is not broken because players are being paid too much. This is the biggest problem in CFB right now....
College Sports Only (@CSOonX) profile pictureCollege Sports Only
@CSOonXNov 2
The Mt. Rushmore of College Football Buyouts: - Jimbo Fisher: $77 million (Texas A&M) - Brian Kelly: $54 million (LSU) - Mike Norvell: $50 million (FSU) - James Franklin: $49 million (Penn State) Being a fired CFB head coach remains the best job in the world. 💰
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bo 🪴@tezah__Nov 2
they’re paying her like she’s getting 12.5 sacks 25 tfls every year
Al Camino™️🌊 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@lacho_ai_) profile pictureAl Camino™️🌊 🇺🇸 🇺🇦
@lacho_ai_Nov 1
Replying to @HaleyforMI
Israel First Party
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Their resumes
Jake Ciely (@allinkid) profile pictureJake Ciely@allinkidNov 1
What exactly did the Chargers work on during their bye?
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farah (@farahsfile) profile picture
farah@farahsfileNov 1
please ask ur coworkers how much they are being paid
MA LE BO (@Melo_Malebo) profile pictureMA LE BO
@Melo_MaleboNov 1
This is why companies don't want you to talk about your pay with coworkers…😭
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“abbreviation” for one word
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No. It’s not “a wrap”. Stop it.
Polling USA (@USA_Polling) profile picturePolling USA
@USA_PollingNov 1
That's a wrap! House: 🔵 240 - (224-252 Likely Seats) 🔴 195 - (183-211 Likely Seats) Senate: 🔵 54 - (51-55 Likely Seats) 🔴 46 - (45-49 Likely Seats) Governorships: 🔵 29 - (26-30 Likely Seats) 🔴 21 - (20-24 Likely Seats) Read it for free: usapolling.substack.com/p/de…
Democrats Are Poised for a Historic Midterm Victory

Democrats Are Poised for a Historic Midterm Victory

From Texas to Maine, Democrats Are Making Gains as Trump’s Unpopularity Drags Down Republicans Nationwide

unitedstatespolling.com
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This post is misleading. By saying “that’s a wrap!” And posting projected election results, it suggests the elections have already happened and the results are known. In fact, the post is only referring to the end of polling, while the election itself is on Tuesday. t.co/S13gIvzXaq
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