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Bitter Professor

@bitterassprof

Still bitter, now with less ass. Working in a system that rewards not doing the right thing. Putting all my beans in the wrong buckets for the right reasons.

Joined July 2019
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I’m pretty sure I was stabbed in the front this time.
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And we wonder why we’re being dismantled by the legislature…
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Prof. Goat@ProfGoatFeb 28
I wonder if @ass_deans sees this as a revenue opportunity because no one would view our uni as elite. thehill.com/policy/defense/5…

Hegseth cancels troop attendance at top-ranked schools

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered the cancellation of members of the military attending some of the country’s top-ranked colleges and universities on Friday, beginning academic year…

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Visiting my grad alma mater today as a professor. I realize now that one faculty member in the group diminished every colleague and student in the program to insure his star shined brightest. Don’t be that person.
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I thought I had imposter syndrome. Turns out, I really am a fraud.
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May yet see a vote of no confidence 👀
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Regardless of the rhetoric we throw around here, DO NOT ugly quit a departmental role. It will bite you. I promise.
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More and more I feel myself “hate grading” exams. The more apathy I see, the more points I start deducting.
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So now we are doing journal reviews AND paying thousands to publish the papers. Might as well just self publish and tweet out the results. The cost of each PhD student just went up $15000.
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Say no. Have boundaries. This job will take everything from you, if you let it.
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Nick Eippert@Nick_Eippert12 Dec 2022
In a world filled with Urban Meyers, be a Mike Leach.
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I am so completely tired of people
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Introducing your next university president, Dr. Hugh Mann
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Just when I thought it was safe, I was reminded, this is academia:
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Where is everyone going once Trump returns to this platform? Serious question.
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Why bother prepping a dossier when one table of numbers is all that’s considered? @PnT_Facepalm @lookatthescore @ass_deans #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter
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I’ve been reminded this week how PnT committees & councils are seething snake pits poised to amplify & prey on weaknesses without context, rather than celebrating success. @PnT_Facepalm @lookatthescore @ass_deans #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter
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Sending one up to the big electron today. I can use all the help I can get. #georgecarlin youtube.com/watch?v=8FXobWvH…
the big electron

the big electron

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jammin%27_in_New_York

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Academia:
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