𝐊. 𝐒𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭.

𝐃𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐲: I have a bad feeling about this... 𝐊𝐢𝐭: What do you mean? 𝐃𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐲: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? 𝐊𝐢𝐭: No? 𝐃𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐲: That actually explains so much.

𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞: This year for Halloween I got the bats that are smiling. It's more realistic! 𝐊𝐢𝐭: Why is it more realistic? 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞: Because they're happy. It's their favorite holiday!

𝐊𝐢𝐭: And I came out completely unscathed. 𝐃𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐲: You’re bleeding from so many places. 𝐊𝐢𝐭: Alright so I’m a little scathed.

𝐊𝐢𝐭: From now on, we'll be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle One. Olaf is Been There, Done That. Dewey is Currently Doing That. Bertrand, It Happened Once In a Dream. Beatrice, If I Had To Pick a Girl. And Jerome is... Eagle Two. 𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞: Oh thank god.

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𝐋𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐲: Don’t break someone’s heart. They only have one. 𝐊𝐢𝐭: Yeah, break someone’s bones instead! They have 206 of those!

𝐃𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐲: Why would you give a knife to a baby???? 𝐊𝐢𝐭: She felt unsafe! 𝐃𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐲: Now I feel unsafe! 𝐊𝐢𝐭: I'm sorry. 𝐊𝐢𝐭: Would you like a knife?

𝐎𝐥𝐚𝐟: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room. 𝐊𝐢𝐭: That’s called arson, and those people are witnesses.