this is my second face | HABLAME CON RESPETO COÑO 🇩🇴 SATIRE

Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2012
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officially that time of the year when it feels amazing to sleep and absolutely horrible to wakeup and get out of bed
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U watch a nigga smack 20 parlays inna row da minute u decide to tail the next 3 they all chalk in da first half
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Niggas finna treat Lucia better than they real girlfriends 😭😭
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This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills
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Manhattan Brooklyn The Bronx Queens Staten Island 🏆
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u gotta be a lil gay to eat pussy good
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once u turn 25 they get u
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bthang retweeted
yall posting ur moms on ur insta story n got her blocked on there
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the answer is a nationwide strike but niggas not bout that.
They are pricing us out of life and y’all solution is just to lock in and make more money.
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nephew told me ufos are unc slop. hard pill to swallow but he's right.
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When your boy had a facehugger on him earlier but swears he’s good now
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he tb nghhh LMFAOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
5 seconds is all it takes
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bthang retweeted
the answer is a nationwide strike but niggas not bout that.
They are pricing us out of life and y’all solution is just to lock in and make more money.
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bthang retweeted
hitting a femboy every now and then especially during a drought is not gay 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Btches be like "You tryna smoke?" Whole time they offering you to smoke yo own weed.
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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
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Honestly that’s gas
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You could be chill as fuck and niggas will still try you dawg
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If you know for a fact that you did absolutely nothing to someone and they pull away from you, it's God. Don't even question it. Every separation don't require a discussion.
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How Arc Raiders players tell you about their free loadout as soon as you beat them 😂
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