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Brett

@biteyminster
 St. Louis
Joined March 2013
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Every woman says she wants a knight in shining armor but when I tell her I'm a lvl 21 paladin and invite her to my LARP she thinks we should see other people.
So @McKellogs is brave enough to make a racially tiered caste system but not brave enough to leave the tweet up admitting to it. #sjwlogic
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It's all just a big misunderstanding.
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On a road trip with Elizabeth Warren: Told her to stop asking if we were there because we wouldn't arrive any faster. #ShePersisted
On a road trip with Elizabeth Warren: I told her I knew where we were and didn't need to ask for directions. #ShePersisted
@ESPN3 What's up with your streaming game not loading? I'm trying to watch @Hilary_Knight destroy NY here!
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.@PaulyWalnuts26 predicts the Oscars. RT for a chance to win tix to Tuesday's game. DETAILS: bit.ly/17nVhzU amp.twimg.com/v/aa1fcc82-89b…
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In The News: Ferguson Grand Jury onion.com/11QPeBG
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Please return your carts and used tires here. #ghettoSchnucks instagram.com/p/vsgWNSQGGx/
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This Week Last Year: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West onion.com/1wOEbk5
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I just entered to win a new #stlblues jersey signed by Jake Allen! Enter @lockerdome lockerdo.me/fhT&O
Getting ideas lockerdo.me/6sEXr
"You know what I miss about Facebook? Farmville invites." said no one ever.
Eat your heart out Becky. (@ Busch Stadium - @mlb w/ 77 others) 4sq.com/1rIlGOc
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"@andrew_wag what was your first thought after that epic paddle save in Calgary? #AskJakeAllen" I laughed & thought: did I really get that?
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First day paperwork and orientation. (@ Emerson Electric) 4sq.com/1r36afM
Fourth of July game and fireworks. (@ Busch Stadium - @mlb) 4sq.com/VMuqZ1
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#AskThicke Why do you keep making music when we tell you we hate you? Is it because you know we want it?
It's so hot I saw Satan himself in line. (at @TedDrewes Frozen Custard w/ 2 others) 4sq.com/1lLx5vQ
Eating fish that's so good it doesn't need to be cooked. (@ Drunken Fish - Westport) 4sq.com/1q2hp8u
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