@bitethehan

everything is romantic!

 brooklyn
Joined October 2012
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han@bitethehanJan 6
i love her little TNR ear tip. i would die for you, pigeon
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happy NBA season
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have the eagles considered another holiday blow-up for the locker room? maybe a positivity pumpkin?
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Comedy equivalent of “we used to watch gods play quarterback”
acey ❀@lizzbeaanApr 7
just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL
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jamie@foodjarsOct 17
Mocha soaked chocolate cake, whipped espresso dark chocolate ganache, cherry-strawberry jam, salty espresso swiss meringue buttercream <333
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found these inside of a book in bed-stuy – if this is you and you’ve been looking for these, or you know this person lmk!!!
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it looks like john wilson is directing the documentary for harry styles’ msg residency…
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best friend from high school who told my mom i shoplifted when we got in a fight just tried to add me on linkedin
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go birds
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since when does every movie trailer use letterboxd reviews for their quotes… have you no shame
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i like the girls that do drugs girls with cigarettes in the back of the club
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Currently in a theater that’s being invaded by mice. I saw one. But then saw others. Kind of distracting. I am going to make a list later: movies where I encountered mice in the theater. I think this is the 4th time it’s happened while I’ve been in NYC.
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i've been asking myself the same question
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someone needs to do something about the AI songs they play in food bazaar
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i’m already in the store you don’t need to play a made-up song about how awesome the store is
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was behind a guy at twins lounge once whose checking balance was 100k… why are you at twins lounge
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@simsimmaazOct 1
When people accidentally leave their receipts at the ATM I always look at their account balance. I recognize this is crazy nosy levels but I just can't help it 😭
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spent 45 minutes curling my hair and it looks like nothing happened. what’s the point
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Some ppl will never be swayed by evidence of your humanity because their goal is not to move through life with empathy and connection, but to continue supporting violence that makes them feel even tangentially powerful. Logic and empathy doesn't penetrate bad faith! Their souls have rotted away in self-made prisons that reflect the ugliness and cruelty of their world!!! There are a great number of people who DO understand, and healing, love and safety can be found in each other ILY
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reading east of eden and why did no one tell me it’s JUICY
Christina Von Boleyn@saintbvnnySep 28
no one posts the book they’re reading any more, I dare you to reply with the book you’re reading right now
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