Bite II retweeted
Convert to Islam says it's not what she expected.
"All you hear about is hijab this, hijab that. Her clothes are too tight. Don't listen to music. Don't walk a certain way. Don't talk a certain way."
They roll out the red carpet to lure you into the cage.
Have you noticed the uniform they all copy off each other 🤣
Sponsored by Nike and Balenziaga
Someone need to tell these lovely French Men that bubble jackets went out of fashion in the 90’s!
You all prove that cloning humans doesn’t even need to be done
Always remember.
When it comes to money
No one can be trusted.
Not your mother
Your daughter
Your sister
Your brother
Your son
Your aunt
Your gran
Your cousin
Especially not your “friends”
Especially not your “wife”
Not a soul
In fact the only ones you can trust
Are Dogs!
Tell your Dog how much money you have
He won’t tell a soul 🤣
People in America talk shit about English food
They clearly have not been here
The food and water in the U.K. is the best
No over the top amounts of fluoride in the water
Bangers and mash!
Spud and beans!
Fish and chips!
Beans on toast!
Sunday roast!
And these are just a few of the tasty food you will eat here a lot
Cups of tea 24/7
Even in hospital! lol
Tea forever!
I love it here, wouldn’t want to be anywhere else tbh 🇬🇧