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Replying to @bite2bone
I wish you had moiras abilities so you could spray your pee at me
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Una gatita llamada Scarlett entró cinco veces en un edificio en llamas para salvar a todas sus crías.
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Replying to @bite2bone
people who compare penises to body horror and call all vaginas “beautiful” clearly haven’t been tricked into searching up blue waffles in the 2010s
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How it felt trying to have a convo in 2023 when ppl would use “kys” more than hi or wyd
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Replying to @1kyuketsu @flyboygabbergrl
1 time in the bathroom this guy did the blackest poop ever in school it was so rancid and sour it smelled like someone died bruh
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HOLY FUCK. @GovRonDeSantis THERE ARE GENUINELY FUCKING SPACESHIPS LANDING IN MIAMI RIGHT NOW. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DO SOMETHING THEY ARE ATTACKING THE CITY
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UPDATE: 3 Charlotte cops resign after an internal investigation revealed a competition to see who can arrest the most Black people
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"he cnnttt have brain cancer hes only sixt1s6 and shows no symptoms""he canatt have brin cancerer hes only 16 and shows no symptomoms"
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