Send faxes, with Bitcoin on Lightning

Joined March 2015
Replying to @bitcoinfax
2015-2018: First era. 2018-2021: The dark ages. December 2021: Bitcoin Fax returns from the ashes with exclusive support for the Lightning Network. Thanks to those who reached out whilst we were offline. It gave nice warm fuzzy feelings. bitcoinfax.net
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You can also fold a fax in half too.
The only thing you should do with an iPhone Duo. Bitcoin on one screen, down 40%. Krackpot on the other, cracking the wallet with 6 BTC still in it.
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It's not news until its fax news.
Good evening. This is krackpot.io news. Wednesday update: the 6 BTC is still unclaimed. Our correspondent, identity withheld, confirms the chances are STILL beyond horrible. We now return you to your GPU, which is not busy enough.
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So the really bad thing just got worse?
Good news and bad news from Krackpot. Good news: the 6 BTC is still sitting there, unclaimed. Bad news: I got the odds maths wrong. They're 39% worse than I published. The world's worst lottery just got worse. 🤦
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Here I am trying to save the world with a fax machine, meanwhile you are casually cracking keys?
Everyone says a Bitcoin private key can't be worked out from a public key. For an ordinary wallet, true. For the puzzle wallets, krackpot.io/kangaroo shows otherwise, in a browser tab, on a key the page makes up in front of you. 3 years of brute force, or half a minute.
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No one faxed me about this.
6 BTC is sitting in a wallet that was built to be cracked. No signup, no deposit, no pool. Just your GPU against a sextillion keys. I made the world's worst lottery. Someone still wins. 🧵
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Woo! River mentions Bitcoin Fax as a project supporting the lightning network :) (check the whole image at the end of the post)
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Don't poo poo on the fax machine just yet.
JUST IN 🚨 BILLIONAIRE JACK DORSEY: THE CURRENT FINANCIAL SYSTEM WILL LOOK LIKE A FAX MACHINE IN THE #BITCOIN ERA 🚀
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But next Friday send a fax, please?
It's Black Friday. Send mum a postcard.
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Plebs flexing with Bitcoin-powered fax machines. I know it's 2023, but these tears are of joy.
Upon discovering @bitcoinfax 🤣Topher and Nick realized they could send over the Bitcoin White Paper to the IMF. youtube.com/watch?v=m-owuH2_…
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The website is not working at the moment. Currently, in the known universe, there is no possible way to send a fax and pay for it via Bitcoin. Please send thoughts and hodl back those tears.
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Currently trending on stacker news, let's get faxing! stacker.news/items/68842
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That feeling when someone sends a fax after a quiet day. 🙇
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