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Best. Valentine's. Gift... EVER ❤

For those who have sex while eating spaghetti 😂

went to court. lawyer beside me: you have your own mic?! me: Don't you? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Happy cookies @mrsunlawyer @1nutty_hazel @MadamHiddles @kadgonzaga @_leiyla

Me: courier tagged my item as delivered but i got it 2 days after. He wouldn't even answer my calls. @JTExpress: sorry ma'am, he wasn't feeling well. He was absent the next day but he delivered your package the day after. Me: and he was not quarantined?! #shoppee #jtexpress

Saw this on fb 😊

Dear @deped 1. Other countries ie Vietnam can afford to conduct face to face classes coz they contained the virus. Have we? 2. Purely voluntary. If parents say "no", will our kids enjoy the save privileges as those who personally attend classes? 3. Do we already have a vaccine?

Our mayor @VicoSotto is the best! I hope y'all can say the same about yours 🥰

Reported for being abusive

From zero to negative 10

You have a point... tapos may sumasayaw pa pag nagkamali ng sabi...

Proof of receipt #shoppeedeliverypicturechallenge #sawthisonfb

Kid: Ma, what's another word for make up? Me: cosmetics Kid: as in I'll make it up to you *leaves the universe*

This apple pie hit my g-spot... every bite was orgasmic! Thanks @mrsunlawyer

Just boarded. Guy sat beside me. Guy: Hi Me: Hi Guy: Where are you going? Me: We're in a plane. Are you going down in the next corner?

Me: Baby, remember X? Kid: sounds familiar. Do you have a picture of her? *shows get X's pic* Kid: uhmmm... her face is generic. Sorry.