BitchesofHamilton

Just saw a girl fight a cop to give her back the 3 aerosol cans she'd just been huffing. Stay classy, Hamilton. Don't ever change. #HamOnt

No, please, tell me how life-changing Burning Man was again...

The face tattoo: when a T-shirt that says "serial killer" isn't obvious enough.

Time to turn in early. Neo Citran and a boiled kettle, here we go. #tuesdaynight

This day has a three-drink minimum.

You've given me no details about what you need, or when, and can't talk on the phone, but send you a quote? Sure. Right away. Asshole.

And when my only appointment today gets postponed, there's no incentive to put on pants. #no pants

Working from home mean 9/10 times I'm talking to anyone on the phone, I'm not wearing pants.

Bitches of Hamilton. We're here. In Hamilton. Bitches.