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extra gum be so good for all of 3 and half minutes

treating myself to an ice cream bar after dinner even though i didn't do what i was supposed to today

it's pretty nuts how easy it is to be a stupid, lazy and unproductive sack of shit

they should invent a responsibility that isnt easy as fuck to totally ignore

had a dream i was making a sandwich and there was like 8 bread options but no cheese and i woke up in a cold sweat

bruh i dont get sick often so whenever i do i feel just like this less than 24hrs in

having to lie down/sleep w your head elevated and tissue in your nose bc of congestion will really remind you that We're all going to die and go to hell one day.

having to go to work with a sinus infection should be considered a human rights violation

want to get my cat a cat tree so bad but im scared her fatass will be sitting in a basket one day and it just breaks off

neighbors having both dogs out unleashed and one ran directly in front of my car so i had to slam my brakes and they looked at me like i was the bad guy

went back home and changed socks #CrisisAverted

her swinging her ears

chose the wrong pair of socks for my fit and my ankles look overly skinny and deerlike bc of it and it's really putting me on edge

yall fw my candle warmer ?

told someone happy bday and they opened it without saying thank you so matter of fact now i hope that shit was ass and next year is worse 😒

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