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I’m pretty much the polar opposite of ‘Put Together’ and ‘Sane’ so, enjoy the mildly depressing tweets I come up with 💕☠️🤷🏻‍♀️

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Joined June 2018
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Idk but I think it’s so disrespectful when you go to the fridge and all you find are ingredients and not a 3 course meal #food #Ketchup
Is it just my Taurus ♉️ showing or do y’all make fancy food to feel boujee when you’re sad?
My new favorite past-time is fact checking Trump supporters in my Facebook #facts #BidenHarrisLandslide2020 #Elections2020
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Swaying in one spot for 6 @billieeilish songs while I scroll through my feed = ✨self care✨
“I wAnTeD tHaT bAgEl” -Reagan 2020
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When you accidentally stay awake until 9am ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
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Y’all this girl is literally the cutest thing in the world!
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When your best friend used to treat you like a mom treats the youngest but all of a sudden she treating you like a mom would treat the oldest 🥺
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Vegan cream cheese is fire
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If you’re not having 4 hour plus phone calls with your bestie, do you even have a bestie?
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You may see me and think: “look at her living her best life, drinking water, making good life choices!” But in Reality I’m drinking cherry vodka mixed with a Caprisun and snacking on popcorn chicken xoxo #selfcare
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Bout to start selling foot pics for money, I need a new tattoo. DM me if you’re interested xoxo
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Spent the night watching Forensic Files and True Crime documentarys only to have the power go out at about 1:00am with a loud bang after just having watched the power being cut as a ploy for home invasions that end in murder. #living #truecrime
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We waiting for either The Purge or Zombies.
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You’re going to tell me #CentralParkKaren doesn’t deserve the backlash she brought on herself? Christian Cooper is a bird watcher who talks about birds like they are unicorns and even thanked her when she leashed her dog. It’s this behavior that lead to the death of Ahmaud Arbery
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MY BEST FRIEND IS AN AUNT !!! @adriftinreality you’re going to be the best aunt ever 💕
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My girl @adriftinreality deserves a reality show
turns out it’s a good thing i made it to the door as it stopped cuz my roommate says she was stuck outside wrapped in almost only a blanket surrounded by 4+ naked males
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My husband brought me some OJ but I forgot about it because I was watching @tiktok_us. I then considered getting up to get some only to see I’ve had a full glass next to me the whole time.(I only post this because it’s the most exciting thing to happen in a while) #QuarantineLife
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