ALT Risha: TODAY ADEMI TOLD ME THAT WHEN SHE LOOKS AT ONE OF ME, SHE FEELS HER GAZE FOCUS IF ONLY BRIEFLY Risha: DON'T TELL HER I SAID THIS BUT WHEN I'M NEAR HER, I FEEL LIKE ALL OF MY PIECES CONSOLIDATE INTO ONE Risha: WAIT SHOOT

ALT Risha: I LIKE TO DRINK COFFEE IN THE MORNING BUT CAFFEINE ONLY WORKS ON EACH BODY INDIVIDUALLY Risha: TO KEEP ALL OF MY BODIES ENERGIZED I DRINK COFFEE OUT OF A BIG TROUGH Risha: ANYBODY WOULD TELL YOU THAT I BREW A MEAN TROUGH

ALT Risha: SCHOOL PICTURE DAY IS A LOT DIFFERENT ON MY PLANET Risha: THE PICTURES ARE TAKEN FROM AN AERIAL VIEW Risha: IN MY GRADUATION PHOTO FOUR OF ME ARE BLINKING AND TWO OF ME ARE WRESTLING

ALT Risha: I WILL OCCASIONALLY CLIMB ONTO MY SHOULDERS TO REACH A HIGH SHELF Risha: IN RARE CASES, I WILL STACK THREE OF ME TO DO THINGS LIKE CLEAN THE GUTTERS Risha: I WILL NEVER STACK FOUR OF ME BECAUSE I FEAR I WOULD GROW DRUNK ON THE POWER

ALT Risha: ADEMI CAME TO CHEER ME ON IN A BASEBALL GAME WHERE I WAS EVERY PLAYER ON THE TEAM Risha: SHE CLAPPED WHENEVER I HIT A HOME RUN Risha: WHICH I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT BECAUSE I WAS ALSO EVERY PLAYER ON THE OTHER TEAM

ALT Risha: EVEN IF ALL MY BODIES WERE KILLED BUT ONE, I WOULD STILL BE ALIVE YET ALARMINGLY VULNERABLE Risha: ON MY PLANET THERE'S A BUNKER WHERE A BUNCH OF IMPORTANT PEOPLE KEEP ONE BODY AS A CONTINGENCY Risha: I THINK THEY ARE ALL KISSING EACH OTHER DOWN THERE

ALT Ademi: I thought I knew how many bodies Risha has, but I keep finding new ones. Ademi: I'll often be scanning the scenery and I'll notice her standing there like Where's Waldo. Ademi: I recently found three of her in a gulch.

ALT Risha: THE EGGS I CAME FROM HATCHED GRADUALLY OVER TIME SO I WAS BORN UNDER FIVE DIFFERENT ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS Risha: READING MY HOROSCOPE TAKES FOREVER Risha: AND I AM FOUR TIMES WEAK TO CAPRICORN

ALT Risha: TO ACHIEVE MINDFULNESS, I HAVE SENT ONE OF MY BODIES TO MEDITATE AT THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN Risha: BUT THAT BODY IS PROBABLY BEING CANCELED OUT BY LIKE EIGHT BODIES THAT ARE LISTENING TO PODCASTS Risha: I HEARD ON A MEDITATION PODCAST THAT PODCASTS ARE SPIRITUALLY CORROSIVE

ALT Risha: THOUGH MANY OF MY BODIES ARE UNOCCUPIED, I AM ACTUALLY DOING SOME IMPORTANT THINGS RIGHT NOW Risha: ONE OF MY BODIES IS SAVING A SMALL BOY FROM A WELL Risha: THE BOY TOLD ME TO TELL YOU HI

ALT Risha: MANY PEOPLE ON RUDROS WILL PURCHASE A HUMONGOUS URN FOR THEMSELVES WHEN THEY ARE YOUNG AND GRADUALLY FILL IT UP AS MORE OF THEIR BODIES DIE Risha: IT CAN MAKE FOR A NICE CENTERPIECE Risha: IF YOUR KIDS DON’T LIKE YOU, THEY MAY DRAW ON IT WITH A MARKER TO TRACK THE REMAINING SPACE LIKE ONE OF THOSE THERMOMETERS FOR FUNDRAISING GOALS

ALT Risha: I WILL OFTEN WALK TO PLACES IN A SINGLE FILE LINE SO I CAN TAILGATE MYSELF Risha: ONE TIME I ZONED OUT AND GOT CAUGHT IN A LOOP FOLLOWING MYSELF IN A CIRCLE FOR AN HOUR Risha: LOCAL CHILDREN THOUGHT I WAS A MERRY-GO-ROUND AND WERE CLIMBING ONTO ME