Coming to Binjpipe tonight: Date Night Eve
“A married woman is apparently the only one trying in this relationship.”
Coming to Binjpipe on Dec. 24th: Candid Candied Yams
“Hidden camera footage of people who have never seen common food items before.”
Coming to Binjpipe on Dec. 22nd: Miss Purrkins Stays In
“Everybody’s favorite talking cat doesn’t really have plans this December.”
Coming to Binjpipe on Dec. 21st: A Holiday Snack Before Christmas Dinner
“A mysterious woman brings a nice casserole with a side of seduction.”
Coming to Binjpipe on Dec. 20th: When Hairy Met Hairier
“A puppy and a kitten finally admit their feelings for each other on the eve of the new year.”
Coming to Binjpipe on Dec. 19th: I Lyfted a Princess.
“A ride-share driver must transport a winter monarch during peak mystical hours.”
Coming to Binjpipe on Dec. 18th: Let’s Eat Santa!
“The children of hunters go after the most magical game of all.”
Coming to Binjpipe on Dec. 16th: The Day After Christmas Eve
“Don’t scrutinize how the time machine works.”
Binjpipe retweeted
The Binjpipe algorithm has processed the words YOU submitted. After comparing the similarities of your memories, traditions and typos, we found the perfect holiday term for all: traffic cone. Meet Coney, the newest holiday icon! Coming to @binjpipe on Dec. 15th.
Coming to Binjpipe on Dec. 10th: We Bought a Zoo 2: New Year, New Zoo
“In this holiday sequel, a young woman (Matt Damon) must let her heart out of its cage.”
Premiering tonight on Binjpipe: Santa's Younger Girlfriend
“A young woman learns to trust the man who broke into her house... and her heart."
#MondayMotivation
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Donald Kramby has big plans this holiday season.
Get a first look at this @binjpipe Original Holiday movie now! 🎄
#25DaysOfChristmas #SundayFunday
Coming to Binjpipe on Dec. 1st: Next Day Delivery of Hope
“A young woman (Amy Sarah) learns to trust her subscription service and her heart.”
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Samantha Reed has just about everything. But this Christmas, she’s going to get the one thing she’s always dreamed of.
Stay tuned for more exclusive holiday content from our partners @Binjpipe!
We regret to inform you that these Binjpipe holiday movies were found to be TOO heartwarming:
-Stick a Fork in Me, I’m Fun!
-Thanksgiving Funeral: Mournacopia
-Hand Turkey vs. Face Ham
-Confessions of a Centerpiece
-Dinner Rolls II: Fluffier
-Canadian Thanksgiving: It’s a Thing
Which Binjpipe Original Movie will you watch to avoid talking about politics with your family during Thanksgiving?
45%Marvin the Moist Turkey
21%An Indigestible Proposal
34%Ready, Table Set, Go!
178 votes • Final results

















