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They break the law when it suits them. They give our money to their mates. They commission fossil fuel projects that will help destroy our life support systems.
And they have the cheek to call *us* extremists.
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The #IPCC report should make everyone jump out of their seats. But we seem to have built ourselves a carapace of indifference about the existential threat of climate breakdown.
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The UK government: We utterly condemn Vladimir Putin's brutal suppression of peaceful protest.
Also the UK government: We'll have some of that.
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Somewhere in Whitehall right now there is a civil servant with the power to leak Sue Gray’s report, bypassing police corruption and letting the multiverse see what the scumbags got up to. Their finger will be hovering over their mouse wondering whether to click ‘send’. LEAK IT.
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On @TheJeremyVine programme earlier, I had to respond to Boris Johnson’s biographer, who told listeners that the Prime Minister was entitled to break a few rules and have a few drinks with colleagues during lockdown, given how hard he was working. I didn’t take it too well.
The first televised @sainsburys ad was in 1978 which means 42 Christmases with white actors centre stage. Ppl complaining about this year's ad because only 3% of the population are black should consider that only 2.4% of Sainsburys xmas ads feature a black family
#sainsburysXmas
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Just STFU, you loathsome, whining, inadequate, corrupt, greedy, insincere, limited, destructive, racism-stoking pisspoor excuse for a human being.
And they’re not ‘illegals’, they’re people. And all undoubtedly better people than you.
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If I ever met Jurgen Klopp I’d say “omg if we have a baby we should call it Klipp” just so he’d raise an eyebrow at me and tell me I’m a moron and I’d be so naked by the time he’d finished doing that.
Bonkers watching @shrewsweb vs @LFC on tv with two small children shouting "ball!" and "10 points for gryffindor!" Times have changed significantly.
#FACup
#Shrewsbury #shrewsburytown #Shrewsburyliverpool
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Women’s magazines keep bombarding me with tutorials on how to straighten my hair so I can “make men fall in love”; yet I can’t find *one single tutorial* on how to turn my hair into snakes so I can petrify all flirty men and have the time and headspace to finish my novel.
@robertlargan sad to see your name on this. I'm sure you campaigned on the basis of taking the climate crisis seriously.
I urge you to read the wildlife trusts report on damage that will be caused to habitats and important carbon stores.
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It's a shame that #WhitePrivilege is such a widely misunderstood concept.
It does NOT mean you're racist.
It does NOT mean your life has been easy.
It does NOT mean you don't face struggles too.
It means your life isnt made harder by the colour of your skin.
That's it.
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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME SOONER.
I hope someone will inform me when they next brush their teeth or tie a shoelace.
#IDontCare #meanwhiletheworldburns
Can we all take a minute to appreciate what an environmental clusterfuck a no deal #Brexit would be...
Source: @foe_us
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#ClimateChange #ClimateEmegency #BrexitShambles #ClimateActionNow
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A top ten list for the haters❤️
Hope you lovers enjoy it too
Here are my favorite Middle Finger Variations❤️
-The Sauce
-The Confetti Flare
-The Magic Coin
-The Banana
-The Wait a Sec
-The Velociraptor
-The Alert Dog
-The Sassy Horse
-The Balloon Surprise
-The Tea Time
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: Here’s my top ten favorite balloon videos of 2019🎈
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RUTH JONES. Stop ignoring women in comedy please.
James Corden Delivers Britain’s Biggest Christmas Day TV Audience In 11 Years With ‘Gavin & Stacey’ dlvr.it/RLxrT7
