@binarytide

I like to fix stuff, especially when others think it's not broken.

Joined May 2009
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experiencing a "Simpson's did it" moment... every time I think I have a great idea, turns out @bjacobso has not only beaten me to it, he's built it way better then I thought possible...
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I feel like @theo is 1 github/anthropic crash out away from hosting a telethon for open source, and honestly, I'm here for it
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Did no one at the FIA stop for one second — just one second! — and go: “Folks, maybe we should not do this.”
Sky Sports News
@SkySportsNews14 Sep 2020
The FIA are investigating Lewis Hamilton for wearing a T-shirt with a message about the shooting of Breonna Taylor both before and after his win at the Tuscan GP.

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Hey @ProjectLincoln can we get an add on #shortTermPresident ? He’d hate it cnn.com/2020/09/03/politics/…

Government shutdown clash looms as White House seeks short-term government funding bill | CNN...

The White House is seeking a short-term bill to avert a government shutdown and punt the fight until soon after the November elections, according to a proposal sent to Capitol Hill, setting up a...

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First @yashar came for my towels and I said nothing… – at Whitman, MA
The Ugly Truckling – at Whitman, MA
I just binged @Yellowstone in a week and I blame @yashar – at Whitman, MA
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When did it become okay to be more offended by what someone with no power says than by what someone with power does?
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Verifying myself: I am binarytide on Keybase.io. hiTyYp4EPBRmWzPhDBghLgndp7SFCL1zTQZJ / keybase.io/binarytide/sigs/h… – at Whitman, MA
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John Gruber
@gruber11 Mar 2018
Every word of this thread is so true: xitter.cf/drvox/status/972915124…
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Martin Shkreli is going to jail for defrauding rich people. If we jailed him for exploiting the poor and the vulnerable, other rich people would be in trouble too. Alex Azar tripled the price of insulin. But he's not in jail—he's our Secretary of Health and Human Services.
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Burger King just released one of the best anti-bullying PSAs I've ever seen
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WeRateDogs
@dog_rates26 Jul 2017
This is Koda. He is a South Australian deckshark. Deceptively deadly. Frighteningly majestic. 13/10 would risk a petting #BarkWeek
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For posterity - Apple: we gave the Apple TV a microphone. #magiccylinder – at Taunton, MA
Pay attention: "Access to healthcare" is not healthcare. I have "access" to Ryan Reynolds. But he's not covering me.
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Monthly cost of: Guarding Trump Tower: $30 million Section 8 for all 15,856 homeless NYC families: $28 million
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📈A 'claque' is a group hired to applaud. merriam-webster.com/news-tre…
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The Onion
@TheOnion17 Dec 2016
Americans Confused By System Of Government In Which Leader Would Resign After Making Terrible Decision trib.al/tnFJV76
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I mean, at least @realDonaldTrump got the #FirstAmendment trending. He's like Schoolhouse Rock for shitheads.
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