yes hello welcome in to more ‘i have an oc for everything and i will make that everyone else’s problem’ i will, unfortunately, be your host—

thinking about this again u guys wouldn't understand

intermission—bear mccreary i want to kiss you on the mouth

i need lil erik so bad, oh my god

pov: it’s 9am and you’re dropping off another turtle you found your foster son chewing on down the street at the creek

there is no amount of money you could pay me to be a nurse honest to fucking god

he’s been in the ER for about 4 hours now and he’s ratted out my brother for something he asked to be kept from our mother and argued with a nurse so i feel slightly less panicked at least 😑

second time in six months my grandfather has had a stroke while talking to me i feel like i’m about to have a heart attack

i got a fun alt to post for yall on halloween hehe