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Heather Jewett

@bimbosummit

Planet Heather Podcast👇 Leave a VM: 323-FRY-A-FAG

 Los Fefe, California
Patreon.com/planetheather
Joined April 2010
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Heard someone say “hey guys” in the hallway outside my hotel room and now I’m scared to go out there #howmanypeoplewerescared #metooiwasreallyscared
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unintentionally didn't go out drinking for two consecutive weekends
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whats a passkey
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panchita@ricky_pepsi_jpgOct 20
At my therapists office in the waiting room rn and some old dude is rocking back and forth with his eyes closed …chill out
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I don't think I can see That movie in a theater w/my fellow Los Feliz residents #allshade
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beef heiress@rebirthcanalOct 15
Reserving some of the sunflower seeds from a bagged salad mix for use in morning smoothies
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"geordie greep"?? i can't take it anymore
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revisiting my muted words list never fails to amuse me
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TATIANNA@TATIANNANOWOct 1
I had a nightmare last night that I had to dance down that hallway on the Jennifer Hudson show.
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i don't know how all you unfunny people got so many followers on here but one thing's for certain, you don't deserve them!
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Jazz Memes
@JazzMemesSep 1
“The WIFI password is on the back of the router” The back of the router:
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I wonder what r*ggie watts is doing all day now that he can’t shitpost about the uNiVeRsE
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****@jongleballzAug 23
oh you're a wRiTeR??? that's crazy i thought you were a whore
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Bigger fish to fry of course but this makes Gravy Train!!!! look like Brian Eno's Here Come the Warm Jets
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@_vandulAug 22
lock his cringe millennial ass up bro I’ve seen enough
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EDK@energydrinkkingAug 10
y'all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me the hilarious ross matthews
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took umbrella out w me last night and didn't leave it behind
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fragrantica website being completely unusable
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i'm just on beta blockers all day every day now #onepillmakesyoularger
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Just realized I loathe people running in music videos... like the whole band running... like it's some sort of little caper 🤮
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beef heiress@rebirthcanalJul 20
is she being interviewed by soft white underbelly
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im sorry she kills me
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