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I am seven feet tall, which worries me sometimes.

Austin
Joined October 2008
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Replying to @lucavi_ftw
for me its that unintelligible empanada truck
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My potions are too strong for you traveler
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billymac retweeted
The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."
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They are making you pay for the end of the world
Today, 33% of all the electricity used in Oregon is attributed to data centers. In Virginia, it’s 37%.
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They gave up on making Zohran look bad and are now selling merchandise
Replying to @Sgt_Tbag @taliaotg
Damn it. Well played, nyp
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already shortages in the stores, welcome to Mamdani's ny
Replying to @doctorow
Can’t find it anywhere in BedStuy, Brooklyn! One bodega was asked so much they had to put up this sign
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I don’t understand how this painting could not be extremely famous. How am I just now hearing of it for the first time
The Monkey Who Had Seen the World, Edwin Landseer, 1827
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billymac retweeted
for sale: baby shoes infant boy girl walker toddler shoes non slip sock shoes 6-12 months breathable walking sport shoes
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mamdani: let’s visit historic spots in new york on a beautiful day! other mayoral candidates: I Hate This Fucking City
Apparently Mamdani is doing a scavenger hunt in the city. This run around is exactly what he plans to do with your safety, your housing and your taxes. It’s all kid’s play for Mamdani.
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The walk. The tail. The pattern. This cat is a diva
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If you asked me back in high school who would be better politically, Dave Matthews or Radiohead, I would not have guessed correctly
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I love that Google is useless now because of AI
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Aw crap. I accidentally got addicted to the calculator that doesnt get anything right and was only invented six months ago. I let it do everything for me 🤦🏻‍♀️ But at least I have more free time to eat poop and crap from the toilet
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And here’s her GoFundMe: gofundme.com/f/help-brianna-…
NYC woman who sucker-punched pro-life activist during street interview arrested: NYPD trib.al/o4UkyY5
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once again sharing the funniest dutch headline i ever saw
I love how very occasionally I get an ad in Dutch and for a second or two I think I'm having a stroke
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KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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Just found out how they anaesthetise hedgehogs
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