Hey everyone, I fixed temperature! It's a nice pleasant 6°G today! owl.billpg.com/lets-fix-temp…

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English cats.

"It's been a year since the time traveller visited and killed all the Morlocks. On one hand they're no longer eating us the day we turn 20, but now we have to work for a living. Some are saying life was better."

You're so old, you think "millennial" means a young person.

I fixed Minesweeper! No more 50:50 guesses at the end, it's now pure logic. Spock would approve. Guessing isn't needed… it's punished! sodslaw.billpg.com/ If you lose, you only have yourself to blame. That's Sod's Law.

I can't spell oesophagus. You might think I did it just then but that was the phone.

Technically correct...

"You have three wishes. You may not wish for additional wishes." "I wish that the rule prohibiting extra wishes be rescinded."

Public car parks aren’t ready for app-only payments. Until operators fix fraudulent QR codes over signs, licences must require coin payments as fallback. QR systems have a serious vulnerability—fix it first.

There is a town in England named Ottery Saint Mary, but it has an unremarkable otter population. You'd have thought a place described as "Ottery" would be replete with otters, but no. It does have a significant beaver population, so maybe it should be called Beavery Saint Mary?

Dear @Copilot , you might want to update your database.

One of those days...

Chilling in my office...

That doggy is innocent!