@bilbusvan

cheese grater, cheese grader, book looker, gravel enthusiast, slap guide, global sitar superstar, lettuce, things that rhyme with salad.

 Hortville, Blutoberg
Joined February 2015
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For the debates, I think really what they should is, have Trump and Biden each cook their favorite dish. We get Gordon Ramsay to judge it, winner becomes the president. Now that I would watch
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kwmurphy@kwmurphy10 Mar 2019
This is simply too good. dpreview.com/news/7021408195…

Hipster offended after mistaking himself for hipster in study about lookalike hipsters | DPReview

This might be the most cringeworthy case of mistaken identity we've come across.

dpreview.com
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Rose Quarter@RoseQuarter27 Feb 2019
GIVEAWAY: Enter for your chance to win four tickets to Cirque du Soleil Corteo on March 17! ✅ Like & RT this post ✅ Reply and tag someone you'd bring ✅ To enter: complete the form at roseq.co/2KJFT8A Drawing a winner next week, good luck!
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I’ve found that most musicals are a lot better when you just fast forward through the musical numbers.
I think one of the best things about photography is that taking a picture of someone can make them stop talking for a moment.
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My New Years resolution, I will try not to take things for granite.
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Scott Kelly@scottneurosis23 Nov 2017
l'll be playing solo acoustic in Seattle at Slims Last Chance on January 5 and Portland at Dantes on January 6. Come on out and join me!
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TIME
@TIME17 Oct 2017
'Trailer Park Boys' star John Dunsworth has died aged 71 ti.me/2hMjUxm
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Converge@Convergecult16 Oct 2017
#TheDuskInUs West Coast Tour with @SUMACband & @CultLeaderMusic. Tickets on sale at 10am PST on October 18th at convergecult.com.
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MetalSucks@metalsucks15 Oct 2017
Comedian/Actor Bill Burr Loves Meshuggah and The Mars Volta metalsucks.net/2017/10/15/co…
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Back in high school I tried to get the drama dept to do a production of Raging Bull, they declined saying I wasn’t “right for the part”
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Tyler Childers@TTChilders15 Oct 2017
"Hey...let's buy tickets and be obnoxious while everyone else who came for the music sees we're here for the social event!" #stubhubbers xitter.cf/garysalyers/status/919…
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Revolution Hall@RevHallpdx13 Oct 2017
JUST ANNOUNCED! "Weird Al" Yankovic Ill-Advised Vanity Tour arrives at Revolution Hall on May 25th & 26th! On sale next Friday at 12pm!
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Bruce Campbell
@GroovyBruce10 Oct 2017
I signed. change.org/p/starz-renew-ash…

Sign the Petition

Renew Ash vs Evil Dead for Season 4 (and Season 5)!

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I picked Ferguson to win but I hate that he won.
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William Shatner
@WilliamShatner7 Oct 2017
I don’t have any politics so you must be full of it...btw I meant politics...I think. 😏 xitter.cf/bigbillpreston/status/…
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The Earth is the world's largest globe.
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Neil Hamburger@NeilHamburger6 Oct 2017
Your definition of "going through puberty" is disturbingly similar to Jeffrey Dahmer's. xitter.cf/BurgerKing/status/9152…
Burger King
@BurgerKing3 Oct 2017
Fries are just potatoes that went through puberty.
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Thankfully the new @Convergecult comes out in time for me to crank it at thanksgiving dinner, wether my guests approve or not
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Also @BellWitchdoom have announced west coast dates with @xMONARCHx following their fall run with Primitive Man. Updated tour dates here.
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