“Look.. I choose peace but, say...Don't walk up on me wrong.. This Tea and Incense can turn into Colt 45 and Newports if NEED be.. OK”?
PackingThePot
Joined October 2013
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I like going to the bathroom by myself at work somebody always follows me in. I just got so irritated I ain’t even pee I left.
Kirk is Mike from the Tyler Perry movie 🤣😭🤣🥺
T.l. got dragged to a couples dinner by his wife, Tiny, so he could learn how to be a better husband, but instead he spent the entire night ARGUING with everyone at the table. 🤣😭
“A woman that can't complete all of her tasks as a wife should get some help by adding another wife”
"If it ain't no happy me, there ain't going to be no happy we!”
"When the last time you spent $700,000 on a woman and you had an argument three days later?"
“If you don’t get your high yellow hands off me, i got a tan”🤣😭
"Get the butterfly to talk to me, man. Don't be talking to me with no caterpillar's experience”
"Do the fuck right, or get shot."
"Kirk done got beat down to submission, man”
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T.l. got dragged to a couples dinner by his wife, Tiny, so he could learn how to be a better husband, but instead he spent the entire night ARGUING with everyone at the table. 🤣😭
“A woman that can't complete all of her tasks as a wife should get some help by adding another wife”
"If it ain't no happy me, there ain't going to be no happy we!”
"When the last time you spent $700,000 on a woman and you had an argument three days later?"
“If you don’t get your high yellow hands off me, i got a tan”🤣😭
"Get the butterfly to talk to me, man. Don't be talking to me with no caterpillar's experience”
"Do the fuck right, or get shot."
"Kirk done got beat down to submission, man”
