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Muckville, USA
Joined October 2009
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Brendan met Kai Cenat in Japan
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don’t worry: if all your dreams go to shit you can always fall back on being a power-poster on metalcore discourse twitter
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can’t wait to log on to youtube on January 1st and comment “who’s still listening in 2025!?” on as many videos as I can
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marty retweeted
Good mor ing lets get yhis bread
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do u guys think dogs are ever like “huh, there’s like way less poo outside than I would have expected”
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guy who mixes up sleep token and wintersleep: i saw sleep token in burlington ontario at burlington sound of music festival in 2017 :)
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diablo 4 online trade sucks so bad cause now I’m playing the dorkiest shit ever and hustling in fb marketplace simulator at the same time
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instagram keeps giving me ads for hair pills so which means I behave like a balding guy on the internet
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my brain rn:
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at the airport lounge patio and doing the hand signal you use to ask a truck to honk each time a plane takes off
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marty retweeted
The year is 1992. There's no school tomorrow and your mom made pizza rolls. Youve been staring at a picture of Cat Dog for 19 hours straight
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we call santa mr. bring cause he brings you stuff
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download fest
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off days in europe
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italy private room went goofy last night
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my baby’s only toy will be a copy of infinite jest
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yeah we’re farting round the house til midnight
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soup too thick call that shit a griffin cause it’s a little stewie
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call my fridge herbie the way that it be fully loaded
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“Poboy? I thought Po girl!?” -@brendan905
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