Just the personal ramblings of a middle-aged man dealing with the same sh1t, just on a different day. All tweets are my own personal views 😀

Edinburgh
Joined April 2010
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This did make me smile. Nice to have a laugh on a Sunday . I think it might be AI 🤪🤪😂😂😂 #dogs #funny
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This did make me smile. Nice to have a laugh on a Sunday . I think it might be AI 🤪🤪😂😂😂 #dogs #funny
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I just really hope that they find Noah Woods safe and well but as the time goes on I’m more concerned it won’t. ❤️
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I just post this from time to time, I didn’t realise and think it’s certainly worth knowing.🫡
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Manchester River Cruise today.
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Bobby Davro and me doing Elton John and George Michael. Not too shabby.
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So Argentina couldn’t get their hands on the #WorldCup or the #Falklands. #VamosEspaña #ArgentinaVsEspaña #Fıfaworldcup2026
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After the red weather warnings there’s now concerns of flash flooding in Berwick and Carlisle due to the number of Scots pishing themselves at the pisspoor performance of the “mighty England” which, according to the pundits, would breeze passed Ghana 🤣🤣🤣
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Hi @asda How long should your 4XL tops be as there’s a good two inches difference between these two 😞
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Hi @asda It’s been almost 3 months. Do you have an answer please?
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Replying to @AldiUK
@AldiUK What’s happened to the Latte Macchiato? If it’s been discontinued, the fact that there’s 17 boxes of Americanos means you’ve probably discontinued the wrong one.
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Never forget Reagan’s reaction to a balloon popping during a speech he gave in West Berlin, 1987- just six years after being shot and wounded in a real assassination attempt by John Hinckley, Jr.
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So there’s some ‘mystery’ celebs coming along shortly. Could it be Gemma Collins and Craig Charles as shown in the opening titles 🤷🏼‍♂️ #ImACeleb #shitsurprise
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Hi @AldiUK I’ve bought a 12 pack of bottled water and left it at the checkout at Hermiston Gait. Is there anything I can do or are they gone 😢
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Did anyone else notice something brown on the end of Infatino’s nose when giving Trump the FIFA “Peace” award 🤷🏼‍♂️ #WorldCup2026 #BrownNosing #FIFAWorldCup
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Let’s take a moment to think about Archie Gemmell, who’s amazing goal against Holland has gone from No 1 to No 4 in Scotland’s greatest ever goals in one match #SCODEN 1 McTominay 2 Tierney 3 McLean 4 Gemmell
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Archie Gemmill has gone from best Scotland goal ever to 4th in just over an hour.
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The bbc radio Scotland comms for Tierneys goal. Incredible.
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I am done. Exhausted. Highs and lows but we’re there 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I’m not crying, you are ❤️
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