Have I mentioned recently how much I love playing these instruments?

My Switch 2 Dock's ethernet wasn't working. I called @NintendoAmerica and they had me send it in for replacement. They rejected it for "damaged pins", which was made up BS. I got it back and connected my phone to the dock; now LAN works with my Switch 2. Clearly a firmware issue

it's that time of year when people do science experiments to try to figure out some way to make turkey not be terrible. inject it with this. shove this up its butt. put it into this potentially explosive device... good times...

It's not a "penny"; it's a "cent". Thanks.

every 4 years, i pray for 269/269...

did they really have to name it Milton...

you start getting the emails from your insurance company saying, "we're in this together". you know what that means. you're in ultra high deductible zone now, baby!!

imma just keep sending emoji reactions to iphone people until people start updating their freaking phones already...

Does @MightyText have an API?

So does this mean I can start pulling over with my hazards on, pull out my phone and start giving people tickets for fun? 🤔 weartv.com/news/local/florid…

so this is Twix now?

blah blah blah aspartame, blah blah blah college admissions, blah blah blah putin is losing some a war in iraq... i just want my groceries to be reasonably priced again.

Hey @FLSERT ... Did you know there's a dedicated category for test alerts? I'm seriously considering just turning the whole thing off. Do better please

okay Florida... stop sending TEST public safety messages to my phone... I have state and local tests disabled for a reason...

where do we get some of that Twitch purple vegetable soup anyway??

You know what would be more helpful than amber alerts from Miami 10 hours away while I'm trying to sleep? Sending me an alert to let me that Papa Elon is about to shake the planet with a sonic boom around 10pm tonight.