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Joined April 2010
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I wonder how much money she thinks you can get for cans, or how accessible and convenient scrapyards are
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What's actually going on with coal/wood oven pizza in NY? All the conservatives get distracted by obsessive libidinal hatred halfway through tweeting about it, so i can't tell whether they're just making it up
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@murderxbryan after i lost my last wallet, i switched to using a big binder clip for my cards & cash. It looks SO janky. I think I'm on to something
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Every single time Every single time
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Replying to @theharryshearer
@theharryshearer the boys' nude swimming history gets even weirder - the Dollop did an episode about it youtu.be/TlaeQPjg2ug
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Replying to @corpseinorbit
@corpseinorbit new episode is incredible, i really mean that
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Democrats keep distracting her, they're gonna ride this particular excuse straight into the grave
Dianne Feinstein, who returned to Washington yesterday after recovering from an illness since February, missed the first vote today. Dick Durbin just told me “no,” he doesn’t know when she will return. “I hope she comes back soon.”
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There's a point where they reach a "point-of-no-return" with any actual women - an uncrossable gulf between the memes and resentful archetypes and Nth-degree images-of-images. Like jpeg attribution decay for this received concept of "female"
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What I'm saying is that there is a population of younger guys who will actually fully check out of partner-seeking, once they can buy an AI gf, and we should not be sad to watch them go
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WTF is "fear of threat?" "I'm afraid of the possibility of being afraid" Which actually describes pretty well the depth of thought these types are working with
"My husband doesn't let me ride the subway anymore because of the fear of threat." #TheView's Alyssa Farah Griffin and her family feels unsafe riding public transportation in New York City: trib.al/XNDcTdK
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Periodic reminder that when you say "ilk" you sound like a teen trying to sound like an anime villain
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Is critical thinking and ability to analyze art gone from the world, or just from the internet? Moral insecurity is a really bad heuristic - I never thought I'd be nostalgic for back when ppl tried to shoehorn every story into the Joseph Campbell hero cycle monomyth
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This extra-literal, moralistic reading of texts (listen to me with the jargon, lol) isn't just a grim portent for our ability to think. It's also the least fun way to experience art! No wonder everyone's miserable! This certainly doesn't help!
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If I fell asleep at a restaurant, or I just came out of a blackout or however I came to "wake up from a deep slumber," then I have a feeling that It's Not Happening That said "Ha ha damn how long was I out? Those percs really got the better of me. Where are we? "
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Hoping that the chuds still think my neighborhood is a "no-go zone," bc I already had enough on my plate this summer as-is, before all this open official encouragement and sanction of spree killings.
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Kink podcast with Will Menaker and Alice when??
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A long stare into the main viewscreen, followed by a whispered "...varoom"
Engage? Make it so? Take her out? What would be your signature catchphrase as Captain? 💫 #StarTrek #StarTrekPicard
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If you do it in an expensive car, they pretty much reward you for attempted vehicular homicide. Remember "Range Rover mum?"
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I guess they're just determined to get me to sit out this presidential election. Unless there's a "NO PRESIDENT" option on the 2024 ballot
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Only affect matters, substance doesn't. That's how the same people who spent years freaking out about Trump being "LITERALLY HITLER!!!111" fell over themselves to give fawning absolution to George W. Bush
This is how Fetterman is dressed while on his way to the Senate floor to cast a vote. An absolute disgrace.
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As can be seen in other Tweets, such as this one: twitter.com/swd2/status/16… this is common attire for this elevator, and it’s been suggested this is a return trip from the gym to their offices. Pictures showing other Senators in similar attire are reasonably common.
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