WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE GRAND OPENING OF LAS NEVADAS: ENTERTAINMENT CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. c!quackity quote bot.

las nevadas.
Joined April 2021
I got one more chance in life, I'm not gonna waste it.
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( NOT A QUOTE ) Very very sad day for quotebot twt as CBDQ no longer has access to the twitter API, which means this twitter account — and all the love put into it — are now effectively dead. I want to thank you all for loving this account and the effort I’ve put into it.
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And perhaps the biggest ruse of them all, I’m also the creator of @WilbotQuotes! As such I do plan on making a Google document of every quote on the bot like I did with that account sometime soon. In the meantime, one last quote for the road.
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You are now a citizen of Las Nevadas and you are loyal to one country and one country only... Your whole life's purpose is to serve LAS NEVADAS.
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SAM, TOMMY WOULD WANT HIM TO FUCKING DIE!
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No no no no no - let's get one thing straight Karl, that was a plan we all agreed on, I told you that we were going to legitimize El Rapids and that was a way to do it! How are you gonna label me as a murderer and forget the years of history we have together?
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Hold on before you go. Before you go. I found Nemo. For you, Tommy.
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Clearly we can't depend on Fundy's sole gambling addition to fuel our infrastructure!
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… Bad… I wanna help you. I wanna help you. I really do, Bad, but what- you have to tell me exactly what’s going on. What is this Egg telling you? What is this Egg saying?
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Techno, you think I give a shit about the withers? No.
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You know what? Even if I DID have the fucking book? I wouldn't give it to you. You're the last person I would ever fucking give it to.
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You know I don't wanna hurt you guys, you know I don't wanna hurt L'Manberg, right?
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Sapnap, I should probably make it clear. I have my own plans with Las Nevadas now.
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3. THIS IS OUR TERRITORY. Anyone outside of this marking is NOT from this country.
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I don’t like the fact that after years and years of fighting, putting walls around, exiling people’s friends, … Then you finally decide to recognize L’Manburg as a society. So, what does one have to do to be recognized as a society?
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(Seeing the flayed corrupted corpse of Slime) What?
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I didn't DO ANYTHING TO YOU - I DIDN'T! IT WAS PURPLED ALL ALONG!
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WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE GRAND OPENING OF LAS NEVADAS: ENTERTAINMENT CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. INDULGE YOURSELF IN THE LAVISH LIFESTYLE YOU NEVER KNEW YOU COULD HAVE. ADMIST THE WAR AND THE CHAOS, TRY YOUR LUCK AND EXPERIENCE THRILLS OF A LIFETIME.
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As much as you guys want it, you're NEVER gonna see me behind the bars of a jail cell.
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Hold your ground against authority. Your pride is the only thing you get to keep until your death, Slime.
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