I'm not here to be right. I'm just here to fuck around. - Dave Chappelle

Winnipeg
Joined July 2009
Reading over a bucket list I wrote in high school. 10 gallon is still my favourite.
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Doing the late show on Tuesday in Winnipeg next week. I have a photo of me with Brutus the Barber Beefcake that I think is funny for you to sign. Whats the best way to get that signed after the show? @DanSoder
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Not a single person that enjoys standup considers this the pinnacle of standup comedy in 2026. People need to stop expecting Comedians to be moral authorities. The ones that are, aren't funny.
So embarrassing that this is considered the pinnacle of stand up comedy in 2026. @nycomedyfest should be ashamed.
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For me this has more "person you wont fuck cant comprehend why you wouldn't want to fuck them" vibes.
Trump just posted this. I mean, is he wrong?
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If the rumours are true, Im pumped the 55 is staying. However, the goal posts to the back is still a major concern. I dont buy the "data" and believe it will lead to more punts on the good side of the 55. #CFL
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This is a politics level of semantic posturing. You dont need to be Dennis Reynolds to understand the implication. But I suppose he could have meant fewer FGs, more TDs AND more punting resulting in a a loss or no gain of points. But that would be a silly reason to proceed.
Replying to @RedBlackGade
Correction (and I’m sure I will be saying this a zillion times) … he did not say scoring would go up. That’s false. He said the new rules would produce more touchdowns. Fewer field goals, more touchdowns. NOT more scoring. Judge the commish as you like … just use the correct measuring stick.
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I've always started my attempt at a conversation by name calling. It's very productive and never gives the impression that you dont care about what's being said as long as youre the one saying it.
Dear Retarded Politicians in Canada, Since most of you are a bunch of sold out stunted cunts, I will spell it out for you so you can understand. Stop with the anti America and anti President Trump rhetoric and propaganda you are pushing because it is obvious that you working against Canada’s economy and its people’s future prosperity. Stop sabotaging the trade deal talks because your handlers in Europe are trying to flex their low IQs through you, that goes for the Eastern influence that has penetrated Canada’s politics. You know exactly who I am talking about. You are lying to Canadians like you lied to them during Covid. You’re just lucky a majority of them are too afraid to talk and a good chunk are retarded like they were during Covid. That is your only saving grace in tanking Canada.
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Trashy? 100%. All true fandoms are trashy and degenerate in some form. Rider fans wear actual watermelons on their heads. I fucking love it but it's real trashy. Disrespectful? Not even a bit. Intent matters and the intent is to celebrate the team not disrespect the country.
I think yelling "blue" during the Canadian national anthem is trashy and disrespectful. Don't @ me.
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"Former Mother" is fucking diabolical and the funniest thing I've seen this week.
The #Oilers have signed former mother Lindsay Clancy to a one-year contract with an AAV of $850,000.
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Everyone talks about CTE and football but I think Theo is making the case that we need to be more concerned about CTE in hockey too.
Nope not me. I see a bunch of crazed communists running our country into the ground on purpose.
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"Worst person" is hyperbolic in this case but I was too lazy to customize it. indigo.ca/products/bush-leag… @ProstatsC wrote a hell of an analysis.
I gotta admit today has been a shocking day online for me with regard to Canadian football. I’ve had my gripes about some of the gimmicks that occur in the league (operations cap, fg posts, etc) but never once have I said/claimed it’s a talent issue. Earlier CFL apologist Michael Ball tried to tell me that the Missouri Valley football conference is better competition than CanWest ball. -> I went to the Regina Rams spring camp and that offensive line could compete at almost any BCS school. Perhaps he is right maybe every other team sucks. Now this? Last years MOP is claiming that a top NCAA college team could beat a CFL team, if playing by American rules? Prior to watching this I would have assumed a mid CFL team beats a top NCAA team by 30+ regardless of which rule set they are playing. Talent alone I would have assumed CFL teams have way more depth…plus experience, and also “grown man strength”. I mean college kids could be 19/20 years old! It’s tough to argue against Nathan though, he would know much better than me as he has played in the CFL and I have not (although I buzz a lot of film!). Sounds like he is worried CFL players are too undersized to compete against the best NCAA players (in the American rules). Eye opening day, I would have never thought it would even be close, figured CFL would smash them. I think I need to recalibrate my opinion on Canadian Football.
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Fucking gross. @CFLonTSN employee trolling people and celebrating the day the CFL loses them as fans. Nothing says "i love the CFL" like wanting them to loss fans.
Thank you Neil! Unfortunately Kyle is more of a keyboard warrior. He has no actual interest in football, nor does he know anything about it. It’s just an online community for him and his curmudgeon pals. They will leave soon enough!
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If the US weren't so narcissistic they would realize that they dont have any friends. They have acquaintances that stick around because there's value. Remove the value and you're left with your dick in your hand wondering why no one else wants to touch it.
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For the record, the "lying" is an American telling them so. Classic, my politician good, your politician bad. I miss the days when politics wasn't treated like a sport.
Three massive blunders destroyed the Canadian moral high ground here: -Carney lying about how the deal broke down -Ford and Chow calling for the shutoff of power to the USA -The CBC banning reference to 9/11 as "terrorist attack" Many in the world will view this as lunacy.
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Quick, let's up the Canadian before we transition to more American style rules. These stupid idiots will eat it up. - Stewart Johnson probably
Some things just feel Canadian. 🍁 The great outdoors. Good friends. Football. And a little Lake Fever. Our limited-time collaboration with The Tragically Hip and Province of Canada is here. provinceofcanada.com/collect… @thehipofficial @ProvinceCanada
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User cant tell the difference between having something imposed on you vs choosing yourself. Makes semse why they'd support a rapist.
So basically many CANADIANS are accepting to become the 28th EU state but even considering the 51st state of AMERICA is an attack on our sovereignty 🤯
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"Picking fights" lmao. If I say Im going to take your house and make it an extension of mine and then you tell me to fuck off, you're not picking a fight with me. You're responding to someone wanting to pick a fight with you. The aggressor is Trump.
Wab Kinew calls Donald Trump “over the hill” and “a little sad.” Doug Ford tells Trump to “kiss my backside.” This is your leadership in Canada. Picking fights with the President of our largest trading partner, then acting shocked when the relationship gets worse. Absolute clown show.
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Y'all can totally trust this person. No bias from the Canadian that aligns himself with American politics.
It's all lies. All manufactured political theater by Mark Carney. They added new stuff to the negotiations at the 11th hour. Specifically bring up medium and heavy duty trucks.
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Bro just wants to have options for the next person he hits and run while drunk.
Scott Moe says American alcohol will remain on the shelves in Saskatchewan
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Bro censors the word shit but then blatantly lies in the headline. Good news is that it makes it clear that truth is irrelevant when you can lie and make people think its true. Here's the proper headline: US official SPECULATES on why deal collapsed.
HOLY S*{T U.S. Officials say the DEAL exploded because Mark Carney needs to win Bi-Election in Canada 🇨🇦
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Some Jerk In Winnipeg 🇨🇦 retweeted
Attention @CFL fans! #TeamCFLPA is giving away a hobby box of the brand new @UpperDeckSports 2026 CFL trading cards!! To enter, like this post, re-post, and reply with which player's card you are most excited to pull! Good Luck!
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