🚀 LAUNCH DAY! 🚀 After months of work and deliberations, I am very proud to be making my very first launch on @ProductHunt My game "Perfect Score" ⚽ is live and kicking on producthunt.com/posts/perfec… Sincere thanks to everyone! #SoftwareEngineering #gamedev #nextjs @vercel

Does a circle-jerk have the ability to self-vomit?

I don't mean to be needlessly provocative just to fill airtime but compelled to come back to twitter after many months out cos my broadband is down and I feel like I need somewhere to complain about it. Also I've been cycling a lot. @KCOMhome @larryandpaul @Exploding_Heads

.@KCOMhome Hi do you have an estimate on recovery for services in the Goole area please? Impacting work at the moment. Appreciate not everything is in your control so just looking for some clarity Thank you.

Not been on this hellsite for a few months, so reassuring to see it's still the cesspool of ads and bots the dear leader wanted. Good job everyone!

My first visit to #Birmingham It's alreet. Visually a bit loud if that makes sense but the canal was nice.

I actually love the idea of the rings staying on. Everything moves with the times and adapts and can be re-imagined. Why not le Tower 🗼?

First visit to the vet done today. Absolutely good as gold! Checked, chipped, and vaxxed. And somehow looking cuter than ever. #Oreo #CatsOfTwitter

If you had nearly a full day in #Birmingham city centre what good touristy type things would you recommend? Will be there on Wednesday! Curry houses hopefully on the agenda too ☺️

If Pinocchio and Thomas the Tank Engine had a love child who was really into Charlie.

Always been a fan of @PotNoodle but never understood why the original curry version comes with mango sauce. As someone born and raised in the land that defined a "curry" it feels like an abomination.

Absolutely obsessed with this @RMBandService rendition of the Top Gun theme. Boss guitarist with his aviators and his own personal fan club sat right next to him is cherry on top! youtu.be/M9CZUEy89Ng?si=WGVQ…

How is it the cheapest, CHEAPEST, train ticket from Goole to Birmingham return is nearly 100 quid??? And yet I can fly to bloody Europe and back for half the price. "Insanity" doesn't even begin to cover it!

Our cat Oreo likes to dribble a ball so I'm thinking of giving him a footballer nickname. So far I've got - Paolo di Catio - Catemiro - Eric Catona - Cole Pawlmer #CatsofTwittter I'm sure we can do better?

Do all cats just stare into your soul like this? #CatsofTwittter

Don't normally comment publicly on order of news stories on the Beeb but with multiple wars on, housing crisis, riots etc not quite sure the reunion of a band is worthy of second place.

I can finally pretend to be @StuartHumphryes This was taken in 1646 during the English Civil War. A woman playing the hurdy gurdy, a traditional instrument. Or it may have been taken at a battle reenactment at Wressle Castle today 😀

He's taking a trip to London 😅 @LEGO_Group #CatsofTwittter

Rahul Dravid needs to hand over his Wall moniker.

What is this LinkedIn "Top Voice" guff now? Rehashed content, generic buzzwords, and influencer talk...is that what the future is?