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Beau Haugh retweeted
it's actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing and so many people are still like, no thanks the suffering is what makes it special.
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CONAN THE BARBARIAN is my go-to Christmas movie, and some new things really stood out to me at this year's viewing.
I want to talk about THIS moment and THIS guy.
This is the story of Red Hair.
Beau Haugh retweeted
Good suggestions in this 🧵
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Beau Haugh retweeted
Paying $96 a year to boost my reply straight to the top when I comment “hell yeag” under a picture of the Steely Dan guys looking sleazy
Beau Haugh retweeted
San Diego is a great city. People work hard to live here. We should be in the NLCS.
Beau Haugh retweeted
I'm going to tweet something real crazy and then go to bed. Consider @Lexialex.
Bassam Tariq has exited his role as director of Marvel Studios’ #Blade just two months ahead of production. variety.com/2022/film/news/m…
Beau Haugh retweeted
The Verge's Humiliating History of the TSA: a reminder that the TSA is abusive, racist, transphobic security theater theverge.com/c/23311333/tsa-…
Beau Haugh retweeted
SO YOU SEE, JOSHUA TREE ISN'T "JUST A BARREN DESERT", ALL DESERTS ARE ACTUALLY COMPLEX ECOSYSTEMS FULL OF LIFE. YOU HAVE THE JOSHUA TREES THEMSELVES, PLUS 800+ OTHER PLANT SPECIES, 400+ WILDLIFE SPECIES, AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GEOGRAPHY-
Beau Haugh retweeted
If you have a theory, you must try to explain what’s good and what’s bad about it equally. In science, you learn a kind of standard integrity and honesty.
Beau Haugh retweeted
If you're working for somebody else, this is awful advice. In your 20s you're made out of rubber and nothing leaves a dent. Live your fucking life. Drink all the drinks, take all the drugs, fuck anyone who'll have you. Stay up all night. Don't work a single minute off the clock.
Beau Haugh retweeted
New Session is live: a collection of queer and trans works, only accessible via telnet. Works on all computers, from the Apple II of the 70s to modern PCs.
learn how to connect: anewsession.com
for the people who know: telnet issue1.anewsession.com
Beau Haugh retweeted
Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call:
drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR?
my advisor: um..yes?
drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET?
my advisor: ...yes
*wild cheering over phone from bar*




























