@bfunk333
Joined February 2012
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holy shit i asked claude to make a video on western civiization
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Ann Arbor is a whore
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Good morning to everyone except Michigan fans, who don’t deserve anything good in life
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That stupid brit dressed like a cat needs to stay away from my team, #duuuvall
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🚨MASSACHUSETTS SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN IS FACING CALLS TO RESIGN FROM INSIDE HER OWN PARTY AFTER HER USE OF THE AUTOPEN WAS CONFIRMED BY DOOR LOGS FROM THE WEST WING! Warren entered the room on 116 separate occasions, corresponding to times noted on the signing of 112 documents, pardons, and executive orders. With the evidence mounting, lawmakers in her state and across the Hill are growing increasingly concerned. If Warren goes down, the entire autopen scandal blows up, and there goes the midterms. Share this everywhere so the autopen scandal blows up the midterms! She is done!!!
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55 BURGERS. 55 FRIES. 55 POINTS.
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I find it hilarious that the party who has spent the last few decades destroying refineries, vilifying big oil, sticking tons of restrictions on diesel, now care about the price of oil.
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Here's how Jimmy Kimmel responded when Twitter suspended the the account of the president of the United States of America. Don't ever let leftists lecture you about censorship. 👇
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BAN DUAL CITIZEN FROM SERVING IN CONGRESS.
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Hey bro, I don't mean to spoil the ending, but Christ has already won. You can just join the winning team.
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During Jacksonville’s nine-game win streak, the Jaguars own a +177 point differential, the highest point margin in the NFL over that span by over 80 points, and the highest over a nine-game span by any NFL team since 2021. Cc: @tyschmit 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/2jL…
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Jaguars defensive end Travon Walker is the Week 2 NFLPA Community MVP after he donated $5,000 and helped pack 500 food bags, each featuring a handwritten note, to combat weekend food insecurity among North Florida students.
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brett funk retweeted
parker washington is the easiest player in the league to root for 6th round pick. 185th overall. day 3, when the draft is background noise. rookie year he hurt his knee and disappeared. year two he was the punt returner. the guy you knew for one 96 yard return and nothing else. went into last season 4th on the depth chart. behind a first rounder and a heisman winner. came out of it as the jaguars' number one receiver. nobody handed him a thing. no hype, no draft capital, nobody in his corner but him. he ran his own race. kept showing up until they couldn't keep him off the field... and then he took the whole room. now he's the guy every fantasy nerd was fighting over in august. the guy trevor trusts when it matters. still on a 6th round contract, and the jags know they're about to have to pay him. scored the first td of the season in the home opener on sunday. in the gold cleats (those go hard af btw) he is all of us. the guy who kept showing up when nobody was looking and then made it impossible not to look. the kind of guy you buy the jersey of because of who he is, not just how he plays. somebody's about to pay him. pray to God it's #DUUUVAL #H11M #chopwoodcarrywater @CPW11_
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The King of Duval
.@getnickwright SHOCKED everyone with this week’s Mahomes Mountain 🏔️👀 “For the first time… THE PRINCE WHO WAS PROMISED, @trevorlawrence. He is who the media wants Justin Herbert to be. The super talented, amazing pedigree, if he only could put it all together guy AND HE HAS!”
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Football is SO BACK
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"If a perfectly moral man entered this world, he would be humiliated and impaled" – Plato, The Republic (375 BC)
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Why was it a CRIME for Nixon to wiretap Democrats at the Watergate Hotel, but OK for Obama to wiretap Republicans at Trump Tower?
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X is so much more fun when football is in season
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Trevor Lawrence Passing Chart Data: @NextGenStats
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is this good #CLEvsJAX
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