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kouign-amann

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not I, said the bird. writes words // @thehansbananz

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Joined May 2009
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We talk about community but I don't know a couch repairman
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Ali Abunimah (@AliAbunimah) profile pictureAli Abunimah
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🐍🐍🐍 @AOC teams up with @nytimes for a piece marketing her to billionaire donors and denigrating opposition to the “Israeli”genocide in Gaza as a “left-wing” “purity test.”
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What the fuck?
Barrett Media (@Barrett_Media) profile pictureBarrett Media
@Barrett_MediaOct 28
Replying to @DavidPSamson
@DavidPSamson says MLB no longer needs radio: "We don't need baseball on radio anymore." The former Marlins president predicts on Nothing Personal that "radio will go the way of Kodak and Blockbuster." @JohnMamola has more. #MLB barrettmedia.com/2026/10/28/…
David Samson: Baseball Is No Longer "Needed" On The Radio

David Samson: Baseball Is No Longer "Needed" On The Radio

"You require to have baseball and radio because everybody hasn't died yet who grew up listening to baseball on the radio. But guess what? That generation is going to die at some point."

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Has anyone capitalized on this
kouign-amann (@beysicc) profile picturekouign-amann@beysiccNov 1
#angel of my dreams PLS
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#angel of my dreams PLS
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Gabby is doing it jeeez
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0 pts??
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Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) profile pictureSophie Vershbow@svershbowOct 31
NYC Halloween 🧡
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Mother Jones
@MotherJonesOct 30
Covid constitutes the largest mass disabling event in the United States since the Americans with Disabilities Act became law in 1990. Now, the Trump administration’s anti-worker and anti-disability turn has created a climate of fear and difficulty around Long Covid accommodations. motherjones.com/politics/202…
Long Covid disabled millions of workers. Then came Trump 2.0.

Long Covid disabled millions of workers. Then came Trump 2.0.

Companies have become “very comfortable undermining” ADA labor protections, experts say.

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@n4t4nyaOct 31
there’s a whole project waiting for you!
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. (@frankoceanhive) profile picture.@frankoceanhiveOct 30
i’m so scared for the future of music everything has become a reference
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Sailor Girl@sassymightyoneOct 30
Let’s not forget the July 4th flood on the Guadalupe River. 117 Americans lost their lives. President Biden allotted money to Abbott to upgrade the sirens on the river. Abbott DID NOT upgrade the sirens. Instead he gave deputies a pay raise. WTF Texas?!🤬
arleen (@aroba999) profile picturearleen@aroba999Oct 30
people voting for abbott after uvalde is actually sick
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Slimm 🦅
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“The Eagles will fire Sirianni and Jalen Hurts will make a full recovery for next year but your girl gotta sit in jail for 6 months”
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girl so confusing
jay (@JaysRealityBlog) profile picturejay
@JaysRealityBlogOct 30
Rosie & Kelsey dress up as Slam-pigs for Halloween! #RHORI
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taank ✰ (@jesselspopsicle) profile picturetaank ✰@jesselspopsicleOct 30
daisy wanted to fly private to Moskito bc shes used to flying private to Epstein island… yikes
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Mike Vorkunov (@MikeVorkunov) profile pictureMike Vorkunov
@MikeVorkunovOct 30
The Philadelphia 76ers have struck a multi-year deal with Kalshi to make Kalshi its official prediction market partner. Sixers say they're the 1st NBA team to name an official prediction market partner, and are following in the footsteps of the NBA's deals this week.
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Taniel@TanielOct 30
Texas law requires an investigation when someone dies in jail custody. Sheriff's deputies pressed the thumbprint of a man who was brain dead on a release form to then claim he was no longer in custody. They said this means you don't need an investigation! boltsmag.org/tarrant-county-…
In Texas, Jailers Rush to Release Dying People to Evade Scrutiny

In Texas, Jailers Rush to Release Dying People to Evade Scrutiny

Deputies in Tarrant County put the thumbprint of a man who was brain dead on his release form, highlighting how jails scramble to keep deaths from being investigated. His family, organizers, and a...

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huh. it's almost like...
Mike Dudas (@mdudas) profile pictureMike Dudas
@mdudasOct 30
if the largest exchange in crypto can lose more than $6 billion from a single employee's laptop, we're a clown car of an industry and should honestly take the ball and go home, surely there has to be something more complex than this at play, otherwise wtf are we doing here?
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"The artwork is so good" it's AI! It's not real! It's stolen from others' artwork! Jesus christ
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Plate Mcyay (@dances) profile picturePlate Mcyay@dancesOct 29
🧑🏾‍💻Kalshi is paying street rappers to do ads about gambling on poltiics before the election targeting a subset of black men man trapping aint dead
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Guy Oron@GuyOronOct 30
texastribune.org/2026/10/29/…
Deposition ties GOP group to texts about transgender youth

Deposition ties GOP group to texts about transgender youth

A spokesperson for the Republican Women's Caucus Fund said the group had "absolutely no involvement" with the texts that prompted a call for an investigation.

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