@bexinator14

I love ranch, it’s who I am

 Chicago, IL
Joined February 2012
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Since the peace corps didn’t work out I’m going to apply for the bachelor
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Cops hold on to their bullet proof vest with the same tenderness pregnant women hold their belly
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I hate the U-Haul trucks with the giant spiders on them. I think they are nasty and wreaking havoc on our city
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McDonald’s order this morning was milk, iced coffee and 3 packs of ranch. Let the record show I’m not like other girls
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New kicks pop off
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Tracking my cycle to figure out when I’m funniest for my comedy career
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Haven’t seen the sun in years damn near
Bekah Smith retweeted
Joel Embiid
@JoelEmbiid12 Apr 2022
HALA MADRID
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Sitting in a park eating Scooby snacks absolutely loving Chicago spring
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My favorite part about Bridgerton is that there’s no phones
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I really saw this one taking off
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I wake up every morning and remind myself I am a comedian and even hero’s have acne
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I am having such a hard time with Bridgerton’s plot
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Hope everyone had a great National Tartan Day ⁦@WoosterEdu⁩ !
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he kept begging for topo chico, so
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In yoga the other day I breathed with so much intention I whistled **mortified**
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It’s absolute turmoil having a guest over and not having any fresh fruit to offer
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Happy and healthy
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Bekah Smith retweeted
Keefler@Keefler_Elf22 Mar 2022
Iris passed away in a freak accident last night. i’ve had this nightmare so many times i can’t put into words how badly i wish this was just another one. i’m completely devastated. i love you so much tiny. i’ll miss you forever.
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This feels like an artist collab with me and @googlephotos
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