I edit for style, with style. I'm into grammar geekery and weird words but I communicate mostly in Simpsons quotes. I still love paper & ink.
Jacksonville, FL
Joined February 2010
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I'm usually against gender-specific job titles (firefighter, not fireman; server, not waitress), but y'all can call me an editrix all day.
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Beth Romanik retweeted
The six horsemen of an impending hurricane, in order of severity:
- Publix begins selling hurricane cakes
- Midwestern family starts checking in
- Disney closes
- Editor asks you to check out plywood supply at Home Depot
- Jim Cantore arrives
- Waffle House closes
Beth Romanik retweeted
i am SO SICK of summer i want FALL i want to wear PANTS and eat SOUP and drink HOT COFFEE and rake LEAVES and summon DEMONS while everyone is ASLEEP and the moon is FULL and i’m wearing a SWEATER
Kate Pierson of the B-52s is selling her fantastic motel near Woodstock but my friends laughed it off when I suggested going in on it together and creating a commune, which is frankly very rude of them!!
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Beth Romanik retweeted
Become a writer anyway. Fuck it, do it, it won't save you, but it's still a beautiful dream to write novels and short stories and poems and mingle with other dreamers and make art and laugh in the face of death. And writing is constant death. May you always live más.
Exact same thing happened to my friend when her cat passed. Such a good company 💙
I contacted @Chewy last week to see if I could return an unopened bag of my dog’s food after he died. They 1) gave me a full refund, 2) told me to donate the food to the shelter, and 3) had flowers delivered today with the gift note signed by the person I talked to?? 😭🥹
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Realizing I’m going to be reminded of Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk at random times for the rest of my life and never sleep well again
The Laundry Jet is the first vacuum powered laundry chute that transports laundry from any room with ports installed, to the laundry room [read more: laundryjet.com/]
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This did not age well. Concert is tomorrow and I’m not going because, once again, crowds (even outdoors, as this show is) seem like a bad idea! Great job, everybody!!
I’m officially fully vaccinated!! To celebrate I bought tickets to a concert happening almost 13 months from now, which is still probably the earliest I’ll feel comfortable leaving my house!!
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Beth Romanik retweeted
The words STATIONARY and STATIONERY are often mixed up. Here's a way you can easily remember which is which 👍
Lots of good mnemonic devices in here for help spelling two words that look similar but mean very different things! 😅
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The absolute serenity I recently experienced from archiving 12 weeks of emails without reading a single one 🧘🏻♀️
I once watched a colleague (who had just returned to work after maternity leave) highlight every email in her inbox and press delete. When she saw the look on my face, she shrugged and said, "If they really need to talk to me, they'll find me." I think of her nearly every day.
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I also had a high-risk pregnancy and was advised to skip appointments I otherwise would have had! And only patients were allowed in the office, so my husband couldn’t come to ultrasounds and missed seeing our baby move! Great job, everyone!
lol my doctor recommended I don't come in for a high risk ultrasound for a high risk baby in a high risk pregnancy because of the Omicron spike but by all means fucking hang out and pretend it's whatever.
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In 2021 I accomplished my best personal project to date. It was years in the making, and I finally delivered it a month ago—it was about 6 1/2 pounds and has lots of hair. ❤️ I love being a mom, and I’m really looking forward to what 2022 holds for us!
ALT Me cuddling my new baby
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Me when I see that low-rise jeans are back in fashion
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