aka 𝕬𝖛𝖆 π•΅π–†π–“π–Š | thirty | she/her | owner of The Needle Dead πŸ–€πŸͺ‘πŸ§Ÿβ€β™€οΈ | 𝔱π”₯𝔦𝔠𝔠𝔫𝔒𝔰𝔰 π”žπ”«π”‘ 𝔣𝔦𝔰π”₯𝔫𝔒𝔱𝔰

London, UK
Joined November 2014
mad how much more you can hear when you listen to music with headphones like what do you mean the mouldy peaches sang β€˜you shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants’?
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they should invent a version of every tablet that doesn’t start dissolving as soon as it’s in your mouth.
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only got the baby* spud now. unintentionally owned solely black cats since I was 5 lol *very much a senior citizen
Today is Global Cat Day.
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big lips and big ti-
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John Cena singing his own theme song in 2026 is the greatest video you will watch today 😭πŸ”₯
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when covid hit vs now
When Covid hit vs now 3 stone lighter now 😬
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this time next week I’ll be seeing cancer bats! very first time I saw them I must’ve been like 16 and had to drag my sister with me because it was the only way mum would let me go lol. now we’re going together BOTH as fans
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also shoutout my sister for living just a few minutes away from the venue. never gone to a show and get to be wrapped up in bed within 10 minutes of leaving. ideallll
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bye bye roots πŸ‘‹πŸ»
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trying on clothes that didn’t fit me a couple years ago has got me feeling like I’ve now got a whole new wardrobe without needing to go shopping. I LOVE ITTTTT
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Oh damn My first battle drop in a long time This was genuinely one of the most fun battles ive ever been apart of
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seeing a though the afternoon tea I’m going to in a couple of weeks was a present for my 30th, that means it’s an extra birthday day, right..?
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what’s the dumbest reason you’ve been blocked by someone *famous*? I still remember years ago bill bailey blocked my sister after a back and forth argument over whether a jaffa cake is a biscuit or a cake
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what’s the dumbest reason you’ve been blocked by someone *famous*? I still remember years ago bill bailey blocked my sister after a back and forth argument over whether a jaffa cake is a biscuit or a cake
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I think this will taste either insanely good or insanely bad.
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bought 3 pairs of jeans in january but they wouldn’t do up by like 5-6 inches (lol). been trying every other month to no avail. randomly decided to try them on earlier and they actually FIT and do up EASILY 😭😭
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bought 3 pairs of jeans in january but they wouldn’t do up by like 5-6 inches (lol). been trying every other month to no avail. randomly decided to try them on earlier and they actually FIT and do up EASILY 😭😭
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I practically live in leggings and big jumpers but now I don’t have to omg
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