@bestflys

you live by the rock, you die by the slide.

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Joined March 2010
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sonia@moon_pixie_3h
you never solved RD Sharma at age 16 and it shows
🩵@yourmidniightsOct 18
when people say a book has them “literally sobbing” are yall being serious bc not once has a book actually made me cry
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AphantasticRabbit Fraud Arc@AphantasticROct 18
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One translator said "The Witch-King Angmar" should be translated as "Angumaru no Maou" and now we must leave in Tolkien's shadow for the rest of our natural existence
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new header because the general consensus seems to be that i am indeed that insane
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very mehrsaphobic of me to remove the old one less than a month before her birthday but she isn't here to fight me about it... i miss her...
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🎃SPOOKYWASH 🎃(COMMISSIONS OPEN)@PaulbagnotOct 15
Happy birthday Za #Pokémon #PokemonLEGENDS #pokemonLegendsZa #pokemonchampions #PokemanArt #poketwt #pokemonfanart #zygarde #floette #Az
One year old visit

ALT One year old visit

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two of my plamo orders got cleared at customs today... manifesting they get delivered soon...
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Arty@decksdarkyOct 13
Lost Lace is one of the best pieces of music I’ve ever heard
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plane tickets. a Lot of plane tickets.
jane@janedesiresOct 13
if u woke up with unlimited funds, what would be the first thing you’d buy yourself?
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no they won't get me the Zoids Advanced Zi AZ-17DX Ultra Saurus Gravity Cannon version, shut up
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@hourIyhoroscopeOct 13
they'd do anything for you, virgo.
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Niki 🔞@Nikilovesf1Oct 13
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you can also not human connection your way out of needing a hobby but what do i know
Unc With Good Puss@MissMiseryDXOct 13
You can’t hobby your way out of needing human connection btw
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especially non-sexually
regurtis@regurtisOct 11
how do you politely tell someone that you want them completely wrapped around you
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xerneas and yveltal, obviously other than that hmm. crawdaunt and honchkrow maybe?
beelze ✦ • : ° COMMS OPEN@beelzeart3Oct 12
What pokémon do you think should have a mega (or if they do, a mega x/y/z)? I might take ideas
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aurorus and tyrantrum as well pls, and have them shed their rock typings...
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oomfs drop your weights
Content Viewer@ContentViewer9Oct 11
People with alternating pronouns should post weights for each pronoun so I can adjust my pronoun drop chance accordingly.
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you CANNOT stop me from picking ALL OF THEM.
Terry Buneary @ Scorbunny Squad 🐰@TerryTheBunearyOct 11
You can only pick 1 of these chomper Pokemon to have as a pet. which one are you guys choosing? 🐊
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hey i like women too...
tea@dddestroy9ballSep 29
some of you
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Sylvia@sylviafp8Oct 11
My wife is the greatest human being on earth, she drew it for me😭😭
Sylvia@sylviafp8Oct 11
I had a dream in which I was a Kyogre doing this and woke up and drank water for a minute straight but now I can't find the Kyogre version
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jynn 🍄‍🟫🍳@jynn_yuriOct 11
are there any good yuri games that arent visual novels or signalis
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Clay ◒@rivalclayOct 10
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