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Just remember: whoever tweets the verdict first will be remembered in history forever. Good luck everyone.
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With Trump riding high after an indictment, the only question left is: Can Biden score an indictment of his own ahead of the 2024 race?
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Polls show that fewer than 5% of Democratic voters would consider voting for Marianne Williamson in the 2024 primary. But at this Marin acupuncture clinic, that number seems much higher.
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Add it to the list: George Santos told a roommate he was a male model that palled around with Victoria’s Secret angels and was going to be in Vogue magazine. vntyfr.com/GDp6ydm
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Will George Santos similarly claim that he fought in the Revolutionary War and won gold at the ’76 Olympics? Stay tuned!
Read the latest from @besslevin: vntyfr.com/0q6ZF3Q
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Cities should have to bid to host the next season of The White Lotus like the Olympics
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Every Right Wing Show Host: We are going to have Kanye West on television to set the record straight about why this genius has been misunderstood
Kanye West: I love Hitler
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Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.
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My son was disappointed to realize that the US team was playing a country called Wales and not a large group of whales in what I guess he imagined to be a large soccer-seaworld extravaganza.
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pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite
post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)
great and scary story from @MollyJongFast
I wrote about what republicans taking the house could look like in @VanityFair vanityfair.com/news/2022/11/…
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Report: Top Twitter engineer fired after telling Musk that “irregardless” is not a word.
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i’ve seen enough: frasier is going to ruin his dinner party after a misunderstanding causes him to tell a series of increasingly elaborate lies that are revealed as such at the most inopportune moment
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Try these tips next time the nazi militias are breaking into the government building you work in
Elections and anxiety often go hand in hand. Here are some evidence-based strategies that can help you cope. nyti.ms/3Efvc8M

ALT Five ways to soothe election stress. Try five-finger breathing. Trace the outside of your hand with your pointer finger. When you trace up, breathe in, and when you trace down, breathe out. Cool down. Plunge your face into a bowl with ice water for 15 to 30 seconds. Move. Even a walk around the block can offer some relief for an uneasy mind. Breathe like a baby. Focus on expanding your belly as you breathe, which can send more oxygen to the brain. Limit your scrolling. Consider plotting out specific times when you will look for election updates.
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I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.
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*at a job interview*
“Can you perform under pressure?”
Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”
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“Kushner looks like a mannequin, and he writes like one” too, says The New York Times of the former first son-in-law’s new memoir, Breaking History. vntyfr.com/dBZZaui


















