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Bess Levin retweeted
Just remember: whoever tweets the verdict first will be remembered in history forever. Good luck everyone.
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With Trump riding high after an indictment, the only question left is: Can Biden score an indictment of his own ahead of the 2024 race?
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Polls show that fewer than 5% of Democratic voters would consider voting for Marianne Williamson in the 2024 primary. But at this Marin acupuncture clinic, that number seems much higher.
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Add it to the list: George Santos told a roommate he was a male model that palled around with Victoria’s Secret angels and was going to be in Vogue magazine. vntyfr.com/GDp6ydm
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this is my royal wedding
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Bess Levin retweeted
This kind of thing never happened when George Santos was Attorney General.
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Will George Santos similarly claim that he fought in the Revolutionary War and won gold at the ’76 Olympics? Stay tuned! Read the latest from @besslevin: vntyfr.com/0q6ZF3Q
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Cities should have to bid to host the next season of The White Lotus like the Olympics
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Bess Levin retweeted
K*nye loves TWO political leaders who hide in bunkers when shit goes south.
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Every Right Wing Show Host: We are going to have Kanye West on television to set the record straight about why this genius has been misunderstood Kanye West: I love Hitler
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Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.
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My son was disappointed to realize that the US team was playing a country called Wales and not a large group of whales in what I guess he imagined to be a large soccer-seaworld extravaganza.
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pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)
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Report: Top Twitter engineer fired after telling Musk that “irregardless” is not a word.
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Bess Levin retweeted
i’ve seen enough: frasier is going to ruin his dinner party after a misunderstanding causes him to tell a series of increasingly elaborate lies that are revealed as such at the most inopportune moment
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Try these tips next time the nazi militias are breaking into the government building you work in
Elections and anxiety often go hand in hand. Here are some evidence-based strategies that can help you cope. nyti.ms/3Efvc8M
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I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.
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*at a job interview* “Can you perform under pressure?” Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”
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“Kushner looks like a mannequin, and he writes like one” too, says The New York Times of the former first son-in-law’s new memoir, Breaking History. vntyfr.com/dBZZaui
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