life is short and so am I.

Joined February 2009
Absolutely irresponsible to handle the offensive line the way the #chargers have handled free agency. Can’t even imagine how they sold this to Herbert. And so disrespectful to the fan base.
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All I want is 3 hours out of my life where I can be a vapid, emotionless, testosterone driven man and now all these soft Super Bowl commercials pulling on my heart strings in just not fair.
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Random question. I was told yesterday most people DON'T know their vision prescription like 20/100 or whatever. Do you know yours?
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Our interns painful wedding day reminds me as a parent that as parents, we have to meet our kids where they are. That's the key! Take our ego out of it.
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I have a hunch. If @theabbymurphy agrees to ignore dudes for one month she won't believe how many guys will be attracted to her! She took me up on it. She gets $1000 if she deletes dating apps and takes dating off the table for 30 days.
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Let me get this straight. @KrisKling and @CassandraYoung just made a case that scrolling through "media" is a HOBBY. IG. Tik Tok. A hobby? Is "consuming media" a hobby?
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Let me get this straight. @KrisKling and @CassandraYoung just made a case that scrolling through "media" is a HOBBY. IG. Tik Tok. A hobby? Is "consuming media" a hobby?
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I literally can't keep going back to the box if there are any in the house and now I know why. Crumbl Cookies have between 700-800 calories EACH and, get this, has 76 GRAMS OF SUGAR (18 TEASPOONS in each cookie). That said, won't stop me from eating them.
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This should be a VERY interesting show for @theabbymurphy. If ya hear her kinda goofy, laughing and nonsensical there is DEF a reason for that.
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Did ya miss @bertshowbert stripping down to his undies & @immoemitch taking it off today in weather that felt like 1°? Watch the full pop culture FREEZE FACE OFF on our FB page. Link in bio! Facebook.com/thebertshow
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Three members of @TheBertShow got the icks and are out today. This nastiness going around def hit here
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. @ImMoeMitch is FINALLY admitting to his toxic relationship and it's OVER.
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Watching @theabbymurphy squirm picking ONE Girl Scout to buy cookies from is beautiful.
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That was an interesting convo on @thebertshow. So let's ask the q Ladies, looking back at your life, do you wish you slept with more or less people when you were younger?
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Let me reiterate 'cause I think some are getting it twisted. Move here. That's great. Work here. That's great. I love the diversity of our country. All I'm saying is if you have a job in which it's required to interact with Americans ya should know English.
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January 5 and half the staff has already broken the Dry January agreement. lol
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If I moved to Paris and I wanted to be, say, a server at a restaurant, I would absolutely need to know French. Without question. This just seems like common sense to me.
Replying to @BertShowBert
@BertShowBert the US does not have an official language. I understand your frustration, but the US is so behind on not wanting to learn multiple languages. People do move to other countries and do the same thing. Also, this is such a first world problem.
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This is soooo wild to me that this is even a "hot take." I'm not saying new citizens shouldn't be allowed to work in the US. I'm saying if you have a job in the US in which you have to interact with Americans you should know how to communicate in English. That's outlandish?
Replying to @PionaireNetwork
@TheBertShow just wanted to comment on immigrants speaking English. The USA does not have a designated official language. I understand your argument on wanting people to speak English, but if you were to move to Miami would you expect people to learn Spanish? @BertShowBert
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. @theabbymurphy came in here after having plastic surgery during her vacation and, typically, only the women on @TheBertShow noticed.
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